I now debug washing machines….

Ask most people in IT what the most irritating piece of kit in most PC installations is, and they’ll usually say ‘printers’ or ‘scanners’ – basically anything mechanical.  I think the item in the house that generates the same degree of fear in me is the washing machine.  To paraphrase ‘The Two Ronnies’ from my childhood – ‘It’s big, it’s white, it’s shiny and I be afraid of it’.

In our case ‘it’ is an Indesit WD12 automatic washing machine.  Under normal circumstances it clicks, whirrs, buzzes, splushes, chugs, and gurgles for an hour or so, makes a final shuddering burble then falls quiet.  Last week it changed it’s habits by simply ‘clicking’ through the programme set without actually doing anything.

At this point I did the rather unmanly thing of reading the manual.  Apart from the bleedin’ obvious (is it turned on, connected to the water mains and drain and ensure you’re not trying to wash a bag of cement) the manual suggested very little.  I then did what we advise 70% of support desk callers to do; turn it off, leave for a while, and then turn it on again.  And after that didn’t work, I did what you probably shouldn’t do unless you want to scare yourself daft…typed the symptoms in to Google.

According to the various online sources of information about the problem I described, the washer was in various stages of terminal decline.  Phrases like ‘replacement control board’ were bandied around.  Quite what I expected to find that would be helpful I wasn’t sure – perhaps a little line or two somewhere that said ‘Turn the switch left 3 places, then right 4 places, and that will do it’.  Well, by now I was getting pretty miserable about the whole affair, and had visions of calling out the repair man. So, I decided to do what any self-respecting software engineer would do – turned it off and forgot about it for 2 or 3 days.

I then decided to take one last look before calling out an engineer (who, I had no doubt, would show up, spend 2 minutes poking the inside of the machine before telling me it’s fixed and leaving me £50 the lighter) and thought that I would adopt a similar approach to that that I take when doing debugging of software ‘on site’.

First of all…assemble the source code and documentation

Well, in this case that was the manual and the washing machine itself.  So far so good.

Get your tools together

Rather than Eclipse and a debugger, the tools for this exercise consisted of 4 screwdrivers of varying sizes, a large quantity of towels and paper cloths (just in case there was a big pool of water just waiting to get out!)

Go take a look at the source code with confidence

Also known as ‘showing the system (washer) who’s boss.  Took the back of the washer off and had a good look around for the hardware equivalents of messy code, mis-configured database connections, excess amounts of commented out ‘dead’ code cluttering the place up and hiding possible faults.  Or, in the case of a washing machine…checked that all accessible connections were tight, that the belt was secure on the drum, that the drum could be turned by hand, that the inlet and outlet pipes were clear, etc.

I then took a look at the little drawer where the washing powder is introduced, and after taking it out noticed that it, and the channel under it leading to the washer, were crudded up with washing powder.  Let’s say this is the equivalent of one of those bits of dodgy code you find that doesn’t ‘look right’ but you can’t see why it would cause the problem you’re having…

Tidy up the obvious errors

I washed the drawer and got rid of the lumps of washing powder from the channel.  Actually, I was chipping deposits off with a screwdriver.   I always thought that washing powder was supposed to be water-soluble…maybe not.

Re-compile and re-run

And so the moment of truth – you’ve done some tweaking, tidied up the obvious and we’re ready to give it a whirl.  I put the drawer back in, screwed on the back-panel I’d removed (and in a special gesture to the gods of hardware, ensured I didn’t bother putting all the screws back in), connected the machine to water, drain and mains and turned on and stepped well back….and amazingly enough it works!

As Neo might have said in ‘The Matrix’ – ‘I know washing machine maintenance’.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-27

  • Gradually shaking off the after effects of that more disturbing dream from last night… #
  • Just received worse phishing spam ever. Claimed to be from BoS, referenced RBS web site, signed off as from Lloyds and Halifx. #fail #
  • Off to church on a beautiful morning! #
  • A night of very odd and the occasional very disturbing dreams…. #
  • You need a good few gallons of spit to sing like Jacques Brel…. #
  • #doctorwho – oh dear, such a cop-out – good build up of story and dreadful resolution. Too many plot holes (cracks not included)…. #
  • Sigh….as usual #drwho full of plot holes one could drive a bus through… #pandorica #
  • Better get on with some more programming! 🙂 #
  • Show your support for #armedforcesday on 26 June, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! http://twb.ly/d2eY4p – @ArmedForces_Day #
  • Having a fiiiine morning – coding going well and listening to some French #electronica .. #
  • Excellent! I love the Apple Heavies and teh contents of Steve's box! via @mashable:iPhone 4 … Into a Blender [VIDEO] – http://bit.ly/ajBhB1 #
  • RT @Toltecjohn: 'You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body' C.S. Lewis > http://bit.ly/KUPxS #
  • From Guardian – basaltboy : "This is not a design flaw but a new feature. You can turn your iphone 4 into an ipod touch by picking it up. #
  • The last time I had to worry about my phone aerial was in the 1980s…but then I don't use #iphone#
  • Gee Steve, thanks!!! RT @guardiantech: Steve Jobs solves iPhone 4 reception problems: 'don't hold it that way' http://bit.ly/bT6L9B #
  • I'm surprised how quiet the Apple fans have been today about the iPhone 4 aerial…er…design feature. #iphone #
  • So much for cool engineering – #iphone4 #fail http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8759590.stm #
  • Dim question from a non-iPhone user….if current phone works OK, and all iPhone users tell me how great iPhones are, why upgrade? #
  • Just how expensive is electoral reform going to be for this country? Seems that the Lib Dems have gone along with a lot to get it… #
  • A lot to do today – going to try and wrestle the day in to submission! #
  • And congrats to #usa #worldcup #
  • Congratulations to #eng – good performance with passion! #worldcup #
  • Sigh….and yet again #Ubuntu doesn't work right out the box and I can't be arsed to fix missing packages. FIX IT! #fail #
  • Oh well, looks like we still have increased Employer's NI – at least he's being consistently dim across the board…. #
  • The lines are drawn, the challenge set. What will YOU be doing to help your community against the efforts of central government? #
  • On my way to Harrogate – lovely morning! #
  • Phew – survived round 1 with dentist. After 30 years of semi-neglect I only need 3 fillings…and one POSSIBLE extraction….eeeek! #
  • Happy Solstice to all – and it's a beautiful day for it! #fb #
  • Just seen my first second hand #ipad at #cex #sheffield #
  • Sheffield City Council seeks consultation on Licensing Policy – http://is.gd/cXng9 #sheffield #
  • RT @SomeURL: RT @shacknetwork: Anyone got a barcode reader for possible #shacknet group project for #gistlab that they could donate? #
  • Today is busy – featuring my first trip to dentists in ….years. Pathologically scared of them – fingers crossed! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-20

  • Can I ask our senior politicians to leave the past behind them and get on with teh future? Just a thought? #
  • Off to church! #
  • Social media is simply 'there' for people to use however they want – STOP PREACHING! http://j.mp/9IJ776 #
  • #cmr kept up the pressure right to the end and looked really pissed off to lose. Are you watching, Mr Rooney? #end #worldcup #
  • #pandorica – always thought that the worst thing in the Universe was Baldrick's Trousers….so….is #drwho actually pants? 🙂 #
  • Obama is becoming a little bit il-liberal these days…Internet kill switch? http://is.gd/cVwQn #fb #
  • BP response to oil spill…from cats. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt617zYAbng&feature=youtube_gdata #
  • Oooh….Ice Station Zebra – one of my favourite films! #
  • As Comic Book Man might say….Worst. England. Game. Ever. #worldcup #eng (OK…maybe not QUITE ever….) #
  • #englandfilms Field of Dreams #
  • #Eng players are privileged young men – if they find things tough, maybe they could swap with less privileged young men in Afghanistan? #
  • Capello accused by a pundit of wielding too much of a rod of iron. Oh dear…I thought we had men there, not whiney little children….#eng #
  • RT @Chance4321: RT @VizTopTips: ENGLAND, avoid ITV-HD from missing your goals with an ad break by not scoring any. /via @capricorn_one #
  • RT @JimSymonds: James Corden next? Just when you think youve hit the bottom… #
  • "if anyone can cheer you after that performance, it's James Corden" – ITV commentator. Shall I kill myself now, then? #worldcup #eng #
  • So…as well as being stodgy and looking unfit, Rooney throws a strop at the fans. PLAY BETTER, YOU TIT! #worldcup #eng #fb #
  • LOST in South Africa – the mojo of the entire England team. Taken from us too soon. #worldcup #eng #
  • The pain I'm experiencing from a nasty dental abscess is nothing to that I'm experiencing watching England… #worldcup #eng #
  • England excuse 159 – the other team were in camoflage and we kept running in to 'em. #worldcup #eng #
  • We've had 'pally' managers; 'professional' managers; neither style works with players that don't give a shit. #eng #worldcup #
  • Capello prepares to send himself on to show how to run… #worldcup #
  • John Terry – save that sort of sloppiness for your off-pitch shenanigans… #worldcup #eng #
  • Itv commentary team – stop making excuses for the lazy, sluggish and uncaring England team. #worldcup #eng #
  • At the moment England would be hard pressed to beat the 'Retired Priests' team from 'Father Ted' #worldcup #
  • Already commentators starting to criticise Capello….or maybe players can't be arsed? #worldcup #eng #
  • OK….can we expect an 'Angry Hitler comments on England performance" video soon, please? #worldcup #
  • Rooney "I don't understand it, boss. We've been taking shots like that against Rob green all day and EVERY ONE went in!" #worldcup #
  • Whilst it's essential that BP cough up and pay for the damage, how much of the attitude of the investigation is due to elections? #
  • I have ALWAYS said that back, sack and crack is dangerous for any sane man to contemplate – PROOF!! http://is.gd/cT7AU #fb #
  • Am I alone in finding it lovely when players cry when their National Anthems are played? Brings a lump to my throat. #worldcup #
  • #sheffield – what's this I hear about Gove and Cable visiting Sheffield Peace Gardens next Thursday? Any news, peeps? #
  • Hitler, his surround sound TV and the #vuvuzuelashttp://is.gd/cT7a9 #
  • Are we about to see 'Lethal Weapon' scene in which Mel Gibson, gets a mouthful of petrol, says 'Yuck, Exxon', get re-dubbed to 'Yuck, BP'? #
  • The bloke from Texas seems more an apologist for Big Oil than a Government representative…. #
  • For those who hate the current government; what are you doing to help YOUR community through these times? #
  • To those who claim Thatcher didn't cut public spending – bullshit. You're either young, of poor memory or from an alternate 1980s. #
  • One for the Apple fanbois…http://tinyurl.com/3872eb7 #
  • Beautiful day – on train to Harrogate! #
  • Excellent! Via @guardiantech: Residents are increasingly setting up their own 'hyperlocal' websites – http://bit.ly/boBSf9 #
  • #lessmachofilms Throne of Wood #
  • #lessmachofilms Knitting Club #
  • #lessmachofilms Conan the Vegetarian #
  • Hmmmm….Twitter seems to be keen to repeat this morning! #
  • One of the great vuvuzela soloists, Police Constable Fred Johnson, was squished when he was mistaken for a bluebottle. #vuvuzelafacts #
  • A vuvuzela can be used to spit a chewed up ball of paper 100 meters… #vuvuzelafacts #
  • The vuvuzela was used by the Israelites to bring down the walls of Jericho…#vuvuzelafacts #
  • Under company law, are handguns allowed in board meetings? #
  • I believe it's called satire…. sigh….. RT @MyEbisu: Music industry lobbyist calls for death penalty for piracy http://ow.ly/17JeyE #
  • The BBC is not a sacred cow – I use BBC provided services MUCH less these days. Make the BBC more responsive. #savetheBBC #
  • Whilst being broadly supportive of the BBC, I'd like to have more say in how my license is spent. http://is.gd/cOBaM #
  • UK Debt almost tripled between Oct.2000 and Feb 2010 – way to go Gordon. http://is.gd/cOB7f #
  • Feeling pretty much back to normal today – got stuff to do, people to see, things to catch up on! #
  • Thank God I deal with the other 2/3rds…. RT @writer_sheri: One-Third of Twitter Users Talk Brands http://bit.ly/bbjdDW (eMarketer) #
  • RT @KatTansey: Just wondering if we spent as much time figuring out how to reduce our own consumption of oil as we do ranting….. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-13

  • I'm lurgied – sniffly cold and the sore throat from Hell – last night's dreams were good, though! #
  • RT @JimSymonds: Bad news for gardeners. Having Green fingers about to become a term of abuse. #comeonengland #
  • RT @AlexGoodall: US Gov. reaction to BP needs to be compared to its reaction to Union Carbide (Bhopal) where 100,000s died/seriously ill #
  • Thank goodness – seem to be getting a little focus in to my day! #
  • UNICEF calls upon Governments and Private Sector to act against Child Labour… http://www.unicef.org/media/media_53955.html #
  • Taleban hang a 7 year old – savage barbarism still survives… http://is.gd/cMzBu Will be interesting to see who condemns the Taleban…. #
  • I like this…something for all of you with emotional pain today… 🙂 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1g3ENYxg9k&feature=player_embedded #
  • Frankie Boyle yet again shows his sensitivity…sigh….http://is.gd/cMqEa #
  • I hope these African Killer Bees don't get out of their hives and attack the fans and players… #worldcup #
  • RT @guidofawkes: Prezza to face Iraq Inquiry, presumably to establish if he ate the WMD. #
  • I trust that all US shareholders of BP will contribute their dividend payments to the Gulf cleanup?…. #bp #
  • I love British Gas's payments dept – undecipherable accents and bad attitude! #
  • RT @ivortymchak: To all the American hypocrites bitching about BP, I say this; Bhopal. #
  • Good evening last night courtesy of @gemdirectories birthday bash. Today lots to get done – but looking forward to it! in reply to gemdirectories #
  • Hmmm….'people's University'…http://is.gd/cKmVk – had it for 40+ years and it's called the OU! #
  • RT @britmic: #google hit every branch falling out that ugly tree RT @momentsoffilm: Damn, Google is UGLY today! #
  • Are the #google images today to encourage you to set up an account so you can make it somewhat more tolerable? #
  • Aaaaahhhh….good to see 'class warfare / envy' coming to the top as Labour activists bring up their own suggestions for cuts…. 🙂 #
  • Oh good grief…I understand why Google stuck with plain screens for so long – they have no sense of taste….. #
  • One thing I genuinely look forward to in the next few months is seeing an influx of grass-roots activists to community projects… #
  • Parsing XML from a client – how do you explain to them that 'valid XML' should not include invalid characters….sigh….. #
  • #bb11 housemate tombola…all above board, says Davina…sort of like previous phone-votes? 🙂 #
  • Ack! It's Jordan! Heeeeelp! #bb11 – Love, I know the career was taking a dive but surely you're not…oh, hang on…my mistake…. #
  • Hmmmm…."I'm not an attention seeker…" – why audition for #bb11 then, petal? #
  • Re. #bb11 Dave – one feels that Nero may have been on to something….. #
  • Watching #bb11 housemates…will to live slipping…slipping… #
  • Depressing that none of the leadership candidates appear to be in favour of true electoral change… #nslabourleadership #
  • Why do Big Brother contestants squeal like the cast of 'Deliverance' when they get in to the house? #bigbrother #
  • I would agree – interesting but over-stated. RT @guardiantech: Iran's 'Twitter revolution' was exaggerated, says editor http://bit.ly/aLOa6J #
  • Absolutely – right up until recent year or so, even. @benfolley Burnham says New Labour excluded good party members #nslabourleadership #
  • Would certainly encourage me…. RT @louiebaur: Could a $50 'Paperback' Kindle Beat the iPad? http://bit.ly/bWv6IZ #
  • How depressing that in the 21st Century we have to be talking about 'Woman Friendly' mosques (or Synagogues, or churches) http://is.gd/cJ4O0 #
  • Tokenism – it's the political establishment saying you're not good enough to get there without help. http://bit.ly/crVW7U #
  • Of course GM food is safe…yeah…right…http://ofgoatsandmen.blogspot.com/2010/06/genetically-modified-fooods-gmo-causes.html #
  • RT @RobMcNealy: New BlackWater 4 Sale (Ad): "Experienced whore looking for new pimp. Will kill anything for anyone." http://bit.ly/cPc5pl #
  • Mcdonnell leadership pull-out – great shame for left but stupid comment is NOT appropriate for a major party leader. #
  • Meeting this AM, change of plans this PM, will get work done instead! #
  • Elton John plays for Rush Limbaugh Wedding – http://is.gd/cHPZI – amazing what folks do for a million dollars. #
  • Excellent season finale for Fringe – looking froward to it's return! #fb #
  • Wow! That's a lot of 140 characters! RT @mashable: Twitter Hits 2 Billion Tweets Per Month – http://bit.ly/9SZd1n #
  • An utterley sad story on so many levels…. RT @kennyellaway: WHAT?!? http://bit.ly/9KoUlE #
  • Yay!!! We're noticed by a whingebot! Fame at last! 🙂 My life is complete! 🙂 @whingers @RadShef @blowupchurch in reply to whingers #
  • I doubt National Express will follow suit….. 🙂 RT @arstechnica: Amtrak to take free onboard WiFi nationwide – http://arst.ch/l5c #
  • When Lloyds say ditch oil, buy renewables, we'd better listen… http://is.gd/cHsqA #
  • A new way to bury the bad news!! RT @mashable: BP Buys Top Google Result for "Oil Spill" – http://bit.ly/bDmCQp #
  • Having a vaguely productive day – Google Maps API is succumbing! #
  • Re. Duke of Edinburgh…when I heard the words 'damaged wrist' I have to admit to bursting in to fits of giggles…. #
  • Rio tells when he knew his World Cup Dream was over…"It was when the boss put Heskey on the pitch…" #
  • So….Steve Jobs demos a phone that can't get a Wifi signal and connect to the Net. #fail #iphone4 #
  • Right – drink tea and get off to meeting! #
  • Michael Gove's fall…almost Mr Bean-like! He did take it well! #
  • Typical – I have a meeting this afternoon and it's raining…. #
  • Busy morning codiing, hoping rain stops properly before lunch! #
  • On way to #startupmill sheffield at #gistlab #
  • McDonnell…foot…gun…blam! RT @iaindale: Blogpost: McDonnell: I Regret Not Assassinating Thatcher http://tinyurl.com/242g8aq #
  • You mean like you can do with Windows?… 😉 RT @TechRepublic: Send instant messages between Macs on a LAN http://tek.io/9SSIWf #
  • Bye bye St Phillips Club, Netherthorpe. Watch the land get snapped up for more yuppie flats! #
  • Doing the background work for new business – web site regn. software installs, Twitter and Facebook setup. #
  • …we used to map the gene by mutating the flies, look at what the mutation was, then look at chroms. under microscope…wasted youth. 🙂 #
  • Started preparatory work for a major career change in 2010 – exciting times! #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-06

  • RT @Iconic88: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. Jimi Hendrix #
  • Hollyoaks jumps the shark, then does a double somersault over it! RT @RadShef: Er? http://bit.ly/b6yXNf #
  • Sarah Palin is a twat. http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/292916 #gulfoilspill #bp #
  • Pretty lively thunder here in Sheffield! #
  • RT @Twitter_Tips: Reminder: Do not click links in "Twitter password reset message" email: http://j.mp/atjXsn #
  • Egypt strips citizenship from Egyptians married to Israelis. Just shows that Israel doesn't have a monopoly on bigotry. http://is.gd/cDZub #
  • RT @AlexGoodall: Time taken to create Wikipedia, app. 100 mil hrs, spent by Americans each weekend watching ads. From http://bit.ly/dzlfo5 #
  • Ahhh…spammers who can't even send a functional spam email – class. #fail #
  • Actually, @iaindale, if I were Obama I'd be spitting feathers. He should have been in the area from day 1 – it's almost his Katrina. in reply to iaindale #
  • Cut the front hedge this morning – the gate is now negotiable again! #
  • RT @edn1970: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00sj2s3 – sheffield city of culture… #
  • So dumb and unfeeling it beggars belief. RT @Twitter_Tips: Can you fire someone via tweet? Legal but risky: http://j.mp/dhVbDM #
  • You just have to love 'self defence' Israeli style – close range head shots. http://is.gd/cDkBB #fb #flotilla #
  • RT @bilbobaggins2k: Gaza flotilla activists were shot in head at close range http://gu.com/p/2hfcy/ip Says it all really. #freedomflotilla #
  • Excellent idea from the Government – looking froward to seeing the books for Sheffield! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10241522.stm #
  • Right – going to kill my network connection for a while to get stuff done! No more distractions! #
  • And yet again we experience the British pre-occupation of taking good food and burning it to a cinder whilst stinking out the area! 🙂 #
  • Good teleconference and follow up – feeling slightly more motivated! #fb #
  • D'OH! RT @guardiantech: Apple showcases HTML5 'standard' – but only if you use its browser http://bit.ly/9jpkwP #
  • Re. McDonalds recalling cadmium tainted glasses – maybe less harmful than burgers? 😉 #
  • Good point – @historyscientis – although the value of PR depends upon whether the PEOPLE swallow the story, not other media. in reply to historyscientis #
  • RT @MediaActivist: BBC News – McDonald's recalls Shrek glasses 'tainted with cadmium': http://bit.ly/dpFjUd via @addthis #fail #
  • Is it not tempting fate to install a 27 foot statue of Anubis (Ancient Egyption God of the Underworld) at Denver Airport? http://is.gd/cCjlF #
  • Lest we forget so quickly – this time last week 9 civillians were alive who were killed in the Gaza #flotilla attack. #
  • Fuckwitted Diplomat compares Israeli Flotilla attack to fight against Nazi Germany…yeah…right http://is.gd/cCisw #flotilla #
  • That's a WIN? Hate to see 'em lose! RT @guardiantech: Israeli PR machine won Gaza flotilla media battle | Antony Lerman http://bit.ly/baSW6g #
  • Warning to those like Coterie Galleries who whack my three separate twitter accounts at once with Follows. It's spamming. You're reported. #
  • Note to the UK Media about Cumbria. just stop it. You're starting to wallow in it, so bugger off. #fb #
  • I await the Fanboi excuses… 🙂 RT @MarkGibbens: I'm not sure Apple really understand web standards. http://twitpic.com/1tsagh #
  • Complainants need to get a grip, rather than getting hysterical. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10235494.stm #
  • Damn right!! RT @marcjohnson: people need to be well informed and independent as well for wisdom of crowds to work, so rare in reality #
  • Staggered by the silence from all about why 'Purple in the Peace Gardens' was blocked from teh Peace Gardens by SCC. #
  • AGREED! RT @Chance4321: Companies, heres an idea. How about you pay invoices on time so we don't end up thinking you are a bunch of cnuts #
  • I'd love to see John Prescott walk around the studio and stick one on Hislop…. 🙂 #
  • RT @simonprideny: Putting "Sent from my iPad" as your Mail signature is much cheaper than buying an iPad. #
  • RT @yorkhannah: Please RT. Here's the GIST Lab's wish list, if you'd like to help please get it in touch via @gistwire: http://bit.ly/bM77Gc #
  • RT @springcalc: We went live towards the end of May – create a free account to trial it at http://www.springcalculator.com #
  • RT @springcalc: We've also just created a facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Spring-Calculator/122364831136349 #
  • The Cumbria shooting reporting is getting obscene – just jack it in, people. There is NO public benefit to be gained from this pornography. #
  • Hope that the Government don't do knee jerk law-making in response to Cumbria tragedy – you cannot design society around broken people. #fb #
  • Off to view potential new property today for HF! #
  • Note to media re. Cumbria shooting. We know all we need to know at this time. Just bugger off and let those poor folks start healing. #
  • RT @Hills_Forum: Hillsborough great gardens and photo competition! Enter via http://www.hillsboroughinbloom.btik.com (cont) http://tl.gd/1ksu24 #
  • Technology jumps the shark – a friggin' Facebooking Toothbrush???? http://www.itbusiness.ca/it/client/en/home/News.asp?id=57815 #
  • On way home after unexpected but good day at #gistparticipation #
  • RT @philo_quotes: No eulogy is due to him who simply does his duty and nothing more. ~ Saint Augustine #
  • Busy day ahead – coding, documenting and trips to estate agents! #
  • Folks interested in the #flotilla may be interested in http://paper.li/tag/flotilla #
  • "Allowing the pages of The Sun to pass before your eyes does not constitute reading [a newspaper]" – Inspector Morse…. #fb #
  • Coalition Govt. opening up more state data – puts the last Government to shame yet again. http://is.gd/cxY5n #
  • The 'No Shit Sherlock' award goes to the UK Israeli Ambassador… 'It is fair to say the operation was not very successful' #flotilla #
  • Had 4 emails now with a broken link for their newsletter from an organisation…perhaps I should offer help? 🙂 #
  • RT @britmic: "Between 1980 & 2005, only 6% of terrorist attacks on US soil were committed by Muslim extremists." http://bit.ly/bx1ttj (FBI) #
  • Good Lord – I'm pleasantly staggered! RT @Iconic88: World Bank announces total cancellation of #Haiti ??s debt – http://bit.ly/bEZ2S1 #
  • This isn't about research. It's about dazzling the masses with a bauble. I believe the respectable term is marketing! "Going Postal" #fb #
  • Quick reminder for Israel and her supporters. Boarding ships in International Waters is piracy. Just a quick reminder. Thanks. #flotilla #
  • What rot – utter somewhat biased analysis from Melanie Philips: http://bit.ly/aRWfwL #flotilla #
  • SA President Zuma to father 21st child. http://is.gd/cwTae Glad we don't live on an over-populated world, Jacob…. 🙁 #
  • Bullshit! This is a violation of International Law!! @RegulusdeLeo: Israel is under attack more than ever. <snip> #
  • Given Israel's lack of interest in International Law, can we see them being equally slack about their borders….? #flotilla #
  • Wooohooo….I'm being replied to by the Israeli Foreign Ministry…should I look out for helicopter loads of commandos? #fb #
  • I reckon cock-up, not conspiracy. RT @guardiantech: Did Twitter censor the #flotilla hashtag following Israel attack? http://bit.ly/amFTQ3 #
  • Oh, I like the look of this! http://techinstyle.tv/news/your-notepad-evolved/ #
  • Australian journalist with #flotilla not heard from since attack – his last reports indicated Israeli jamming of communications. #
  • Today's supposed to be the 'big quit' day from Facebook – I doubt that it will happen. #fb #
  • Gradually feeling more myself and less depressed than I have been over recent weeks – getting my mojo back! #
  • Massive Israeli over-reaction AND in International waters – seems rather like the USS Liberty all over again. #flotilla (to @2012israel) in reply to 2012israel #
  • From the IDF – justifying Israeli piracy. Claims that the military didn't want to hurt people ring VERY hollow. http://is.gd/cwFRu #
  • Seventy Years of get out clauses – Israel as a rogue state. http://www.joepritchard.me.uk/2010/05/70-years-of-get-out-clauses/ #flotilla #
  • Israel attacks ships in International Waters – surely an act of piracy? #fb #
  • I see, Israel – commandos attacked by activists ships boarded. Why are all the dead civilians? Why not use non-lethal force? #
  • Latest Joe's Jottings posts on #davidlaws and #dannyalexanderhttp://is.gd/cwbMk and http://is.gd/cwbOh #
  • BP Scum. RT @timoreilly: BP knew, and hid safety concerns about Deepwater Horizon oil rig http://nyti.ms/cKnzX7 "Drill, baby, drill!" #
  • It's said that no battle plan survives contact with the enemy – looks like Lib Dem fiscal probity can't survive contact with power… #
  • The big issue for the Coalition Government is to clean house and get rid of any more embarrassments before their reputation is shot. #
  • If ministers with a perceived lack of integrity put in Treasury, markets will react. Whips will be aware – but expect to get away with it. #
  • I'm mortified – perhaps we have 4 years to build a grass roots movement to put a raft of Independents up for election. @AlisonBoydell in reply to AlisonBoydell #
  • What is this crap STILL being spouted by about Laws being felled by a sense of shame? He was felled because he broke the rules. Simples. #
  • Labour, Tory or Liberal – they all have their snouts in the trough and have hubris enough to think they'll get away with it! #

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When ‘ethics’ is a county in the south of England

There’s an old joke about politics – politicians are people who think that:

  • Ethics is a county in the south of England
  • Morals are paintings on plaster
  • Scruples is the Russian currency

Unfortunately it seems that this joke is rapidly becoming a reality – within 48 hours we’ve had two Chief Secretaries to the Treasury who’ve had, shall we say,  slight incongruities in their financial backgrounds.  Ignoring the red-herrings that have been tossed around about David Laws’ sexuality, the bottom line of this is that it appears that the Liberal Democrats didn’t audit the financial backgrounds of their senior members – something that both Labour and the Tories did in the aftermath of the expenses scandal.  It shouldn’t have been rocket science for the Lib Dems to do this; indeed, I would have thought that it should have been pretty easy and straight forward to achieve; after all, there were not as many LD MPs as Tory or Labour MPs, and over the years we’ve often been regaled by the Liberals with how they represent honesty and integrity against the perfidy and entrenched privilege of the other two major parties.

Well, a quick exposure to power has revealed the the LD MPs have as many financial ‘D’OH’ moments to deal with as their blue and red colleagues.

Perhaps Nick Clegg honestly never believed his MPs would play fast and loose, perhaps they genuinely didn’t think they’d done anything wrong.  Perhaps they never expected to gain power and so come under public scrutiny – but the Lib Dems are now under the same sort of withering fire from the media as Labour and Tory MPs were at the start of the expenses row.  I’ve already suggested in a previous post that Laws has bought the Coalition in to disrepute and has carried over the issues surrounding the integrity and financial probity of MPs from the last parliament in to this one.  Now that Danny Alexander appears to have dropped the ball as well, it does begin to look like there is a systemic problem at the heart of the Liberal Party which needs sorting out if they’re to retain the moral high ground they’ve previously had.

I’ve found it interesting this evening to briefly debate the issue with Liberal Democrat apologists on Twitter, whose main argument has been to try and sidestep the allegations Alexander’s financial irregularities by trying to focus attention on the tax status of the Barclay Brothers who own the Daily Telegraph, who’re publishing the Alexander information.  The difference is that the Barclay Brothers did not get elected to Government on the back of people’s despair over MP’s expenses.  Neither do they run the country.

To all members of the Liberal Democrat Party.  Fix this mess.  Audit your people, come clean, accept that some of your folks have issues that need addressing and address them.  Don’t try and bullshit us with claims of homophobia (for Laws) or feeble attempts to blame the messenger (for Alexander).  I hope that the Alexander issue IS something out of nothing, and that the situation is satisfactorily explained to us over the next day or so.

But let’s just say I’m not holding my breath.  In the meantime, how many Liberal Democrat MPs are left who can take the job on?

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-30

  • The Political Classes still don't understand – we, the people, come not to praise David Laws, but to bury him as one who has defrauded us. #
  • England did not deserve that result – Japan should have won 2-0 IMO. Not an auspicious end to the pre-World Cup campaign. #
  • Got a lot to do today and this week – definitely a good day to go to Church to start matters off in a positive way! #
  • A request to all Twitter 'experts' – you don't tell me how to run my life on Twitter, and I won't tell you how to run yours. 🙂 #
  • Laws has broken the rules and must face the consequences. There should not be an attempt to generate a 'homophobia smokescreen'. #
  • Coalition supporters need to realise that perception in politics is all – Laws could not possibly have survived in his particular post. #
  • Really don't get the outpouring of sympathy for Laws – he broke the rules. Just like Labour and Tory politicians previously. Hubris again. #
  • Coalition Science Minister promotes space industry in UK – http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/science_and_environment/10176761.stm #
  • Concorde MAY fly again! Best of luck to them – http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8712806.stm #
  • A request to ALL UK politicians – please be honest in your dealings, or competent in your dishonesty. #
  • Interesting blog post from @inspiremetoday: Inspired by #LOST http://bit.ly/9XtPpo #
  • RT @timoreilly: This story from @nytimes brought tears to my eyes, & triggered thoughts about how shame can inspire us. http://bit.ly/bW5WhU #
  • But having said that, Laws broke the rules, and the relevant sanctions have to be applied and the consequences handled. #
  • Yes, Laws has been a bad lad – but £40,000 is chickenfeed compared to what the collective incompetence of Brown and Darling pissed away…. #
  • FINALLY watched the last episode of Lost – satisfying and thought provoking. #
  • Exciting stuff happening for a car-sharing / carbon saving project I'm involved with – 2 local authorities about want to talk!! #
  • Shopping done – back to the day job! #
  • RT @MarkRMatthews: RT @PragerRadio: “Politically incorrect is a euphemism for truths that are painful.” #TCOT #
  • Early adopters of ID cards are apparently pleading that their cards are not taken from them – I gather even some slaves loved their chains.. #
  • Making good progress on site coding – need to do some catch up on my 'To Do' list though – need to write the darn thing! #
  • Excited about what's happening in Hillsborough these days – follow the Hillsborough forum on Facebook as well… http://is.gd/crtLW #
  • The 'Miracle of Dunkirk' – a great feat by brave men and women – but maybe we need to focus more on the crisis of 2010. #
  • Good meeting with community assembly officers and other vcf groups – now home to work! #
  • Strange thing to say, but Bruce Springsteen and Richard Hawley fit together well on playlists! #
  • http://open.spotify.com/user/joepritchard/playlist/1O7zbpN10LmRcovazjWtJ1 Spotify playlist: Bruce Springsteen – Magic #fb #
  • Newsnight on iPlayer re. Sheffield – yes, it will be painful. Shame the previous Government didn't think of this when they ran up the debt. #
  • Cooler day here in shiny Sheffield again – looking froward to a productive one! #
  • On the way home – good meeting on behalf of Hillsborough Forum #
  • Vegetating in #showroom If anyone from #gistlab around, please say Hi! #
  • hah! #gistlab – thanks for the help! Brain gets older, stuff runs out…. 🙂 #
  • New community space at Workstation in Sheffield – what's it called and can I drop in anytime to visit? #sheffield #geekup #
  • RT @Hills_Forum: Great news regarding Hillsborough in Bloom: Current feedback from the judges based on their spring visit is Silver Gilt! #
  • RT @bettakultcha: I remember what life was like before those 'Use by''best before' & now 'Enjoy by' dates came (cont) http://tl.gd/1fdkdf #
  • Woohoo! kicking off a new project! Yeah baby! #
  • Beautiful day here in Sheffield – full of meetings for me! #

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Why I’m fucking furious with David Laws….

A little history.

One of the reasons why there has been radical political change in the UK in the last year is that the British people have finally started getting truly fed up with MPs on the ‘gravy train’ who seem to prosper whilst the rest of the country goes down the plughole.  Until 2006, it was legitimate for MPs to pay expenses / rents / fees etc. to their partners or family members.  A change in the rules then stated that you could no longer do that.

David Laws fell foul of this by virtue of the fact that between 2004 and 2009 Mr Laws claimed money back from the State – that is, us – to pay rent to his partner a total of around £40,000.  I think it’s safe to say that had this been a story involving a couple of jobless folks claiming benefits there wouldn’t be an issue of paying the money back right now – it would be more likely to be an issue of someone spending a year at Her Majesty’s Pleasure.

At first glance, Laws appears to have either been incompetent with money (never good for someone tasked with the job of implementing Government cuts) or dishonest (equally a bit of a downer for someone in that job…)   And then it gets complicated – apparently the actual reason for the…misunderstanding….involving the expenses was that laws was actually gay, and he was trying to keep this quiet for respect of his and his partner’s privacy.

To date I’ve been impressed with the Coalition – both their politics and the way they’ve been implementing them. But the Coalition has come to power with a whole host of ‘issues’ around it – there are folks in both parties who don’t want it to work,  Labour are waiting for errors to exploit and people are expecting a lot from the new Government.  What folks are not wanting is a return to parliamentary expenses problems – especially when it features someone who’re responsible for implementing serious, albeit necessary, cuts.

  • Laws – this is why I am bloody angry with you.  I find it VERY difficult to believe that you:
  • Didn’t appreciate that your private life was going to be public at some point in the last year or so. 
  • Chanced your arm by carrying on claiming after the rule change.
  • Were hard-up enough to need to claim the rent back at all.
  • Didn’t realise that it would all come out if you became a frontbench Minister, especially in the Treasury.

It’s inevitable that whoever implements the Coalition’s Treasury policy needs to be pretty much whiter than white – or at least as white as any politician can be these days -for whatever reasons Laws didn’t meet this criterion. 

Whether he thought he was working within the rules or not, he wasn’t.  He’s now given an open-goal to opposition to the Coalition within the Tory Party, the Liberals and New Labour.  Personal hubris has yet again laid waste a political career, but with potentially bad implications for the country.

And that’s why I’m so fucking angry with Laws – he’s managed to drag the bad issues of the last Parliament through in to this one, distracting people away from the really major issues of getting the UK back on it’s feet after a decade of mis-rule.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-23

  • Having slept on it, I was harsh on ITV's 'The Prisoner' – a little time to dwell on it and it makes MUCH more sense – will watch again! #
  • Apparently the 'Purple in the Peace Gardens' demo about democracy has been blocked from the Peace Gardens by SYP. Irony…. #
  • Finished watching the ITV revisioning of 'The Prisoner' last night – quite interesting concepts, ultimately disappointing. #
  • RT @motivational: He that allows himself to be a worm must not complain if he is trodden on. -Kant #
  • RT @Toltecjohn: 'Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality' WH Auden #
  • "Don't mention the war – I mentioned it once but i think I got away with it…" – one Labour Leadership candidate to another…. #
  • Writing Financial and IT policy Documents…hmmmm….fun! #fb #
  • Playing catch up – Python code beta released and documented , development plan for some software sent, now time to write letters and stuff! #
  • Finishing documentation for Python program this morning – then Financial Procedures for #HillsboroughForum #
  • RT @CSLewisDaily: Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less-C.S.Lewis #
  • I'm scared…two days in a row and the post has arrived before noon….most be an evil portent! #fb #
  • God..being followed by a US Patent Lawyer – blocked the bugger. #
  • FFS – we're not dying, eejit! RT @guardiantech: The free digital lunch is over. Now we pay with our lives | Jemima Kiss http://bit.ly/djFCBW #
  • Interesting and scary stuff! RT @newscientist: Immaculate creation: birth of the first synthetic cell http://bit.ly/c0Weua #venter #
  • Yup…you got caught. RT @Twitter_Tips: Google's Brin on Wi-Fi spying: 'We screwed up' http://ow.ly/1Nqvf #
  • Are Clegg and Cameron actually Kang and Kodos? #fb #
  • Don't agree with all Dianne Abbott's politics but she's a good, solid old fashioned, 'Conviction Politician'. Not a hope.. 🙁 #
  • Hear, hear. RT @Paulscriven: Nice to know civil liberties and political reform at heart of New Govt agenda. #
  • Very exciting morning at Hillsborough Forum! #
  • Started day with 7-45 meeting and some invoice chasing! #fb #
  • Hmmm…looking at my inbox I'd say there are new spammers in town… #
  • Damn right! RT @StarSparkle_UK: "FlashForward" is getting so good – it's a crying shame its been cancelled. #
  • RT @joindiaspora: http://www.reclaimprivacy.org/ check your FB privacy settings, automagically! #whyisntthisbuiltintofacebook 🙂 #
  • Before NuLab scream to loud, the 6billion cuts is only 2% of spending… via @guidofawkes: Reality Check on Cuts: http://bit.ly/9Z2ckH #
  • http://open.spotify.com/user/joepritchard/playlist/5JUh9hNeDECoXVcxLIBnmg Spotify playlist: Al Stewart – Year Of The Cat #fb #
  • More Python coding today, methinks! #
  • RT @philo_quotes: May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. ~ Kant http://bit.ly/a4qLIY #

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Demonising Tories…or anyone…is so last century…

Now that the smoke of battle (and confusion) of General Election 2010 has cleared and we have a Coalition Government that hasn’t yet been proven to be the spawn of Beelzebub, can I make a suggestion that demonising anyone in politics – even Tories – is not a good move?

Twenty five years ago, during the Thatcher years, a few of us on the Left made the observation that it was potentially unhelpful to refer to the politics espoused by her Government as ‘Thatcherism’, even as a shorthand.  Our argument went that if you attach a name to a branch of politics in that very overt way, then as soon as the individual dies, quits or gets voted out of office then, almost by definition, that form of politics disappears from the scene.  There is a historical precedent; whilst 99% of everyone called the political beliefs of Hitler and his followers Nazism or Fascism, a few people in the 30s – often doctrinaire Communists – referred to it as ‘Hitlerism’.  Whereas we’ve been able to spot Nazism over the decades, spotting the politics underlying ”Thatcherism’ seems to have been harder – the monetarist and ‘Shock Doctrine’ policies of the Chicago School have come back repeatedly to haunt us in many ways, culminating in the years of Bush Junior Government in the US.

This last election has been truly bizarre, with people repeatedly warning me about ‘re-electing Thatcher’ in the form of David Cameron.  The irony is that some of the folks who’ve been most vociferously demonising Thatcher and the Tories were in the twenties and early 30s – in other words, when Thatcher was in power these folks were either foetuses or snot-nosed kids. 

Demonising any individual politician is fraught with danger for those doing it; unless your target is very obviously evil incarnate (in which case the vast majority of people will see it anyway and you’re ‘preaching to the choir’) then folks will just regard it as sour grapes and ‘ad hominem’ arguments.  One thing that has started happening in recent times in the UK is that people have become disillusioned with the political process, politicians and the whole schoolyard ethos that seems to have permeated British politics for the last 20 years.  The demonisation of one individual or party by others involved in the same ‘game’, so to say, has all the elements of ‘pot calling kettle black’ and people have responded to it accordingly.

It IS last century – just look at the nonsense at ACAS last night when BA Chief Willie Walsh was surrounded by a good old fashioned British ‘leftie rent-a-mob’ that seemed to belong more in the 1970s at Grunwick than in 2010.  The union chief was furious, ACAS was embarrassed and angry, Walsh commented on the disgust he felt in the situation he was in.  The demonstrators focused their chants on Walsh, and have probably significantly damaged chances of settling the dispute.  Seeing the placards from groups like ‘Socialist Worker’, for those of us who were in the Labour movement in the 80s and 90s it was like a return to old times with the ‘Usual Suspects’ – the professional hecklers and agitators who have no great desire to settle these disputes but simply seek to benefit from them.

Boys and girls, that approach is over.  It was always pointless and now people see it for what it is – egotistical tantrum throwing by typically over-privileged, under-occupied political performance artists.  If you want to achieve change in our society – get involved with genuine community groups and put your  backs in to getting some work done.  Demonising the opposition is childish and pointless.