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  • It’s weird what brings you back….

    …to blogging.

    I’ve had a few months that should eventually give me plenty of grist to the blogging mill, but to be blunt right now much of my time is being spent writing PHP and .NET code for those wonderful people called ‘paying customers’. Most people in small businesses will probably agree that this year has been pretty lousy; I’ve been freelancing for over a quarter of a century and this has definitely been the worst time for doing business I can remember, so when business turns up you don’t turn it away…

    Anyway…the weird thing that brings me back to blogging.

    When I was a kid, my mum and dad bought me a very simple telescope – it was made by a company called Tasco and was a refractor of maybe 1.5″ – 40mm in new money – on a table top tripod.  A length of scaffolding pole was brought in to use as a mounting, and my exploration of the heavens from my Nottinghamshire back garden began. One of the first objects that I looked at was the planet Jupiter, and despite the VERY modest nature of the telescope, and the fact that the town where I lived was stretched out between me and the part of the sky  containing the planet, I was stunned by the fact that I could see exactly what I expected to see – a little blob surrounded by 4 smaller blobs – the planet and it’s 4 largest moons.

    Within a few months I’d managed to get a pair of binoculars for a birthday present – I still have them – and a 3″ refractor for Christmas and astronomy became a major part of my life as a teenager, until I left home and went to live in Manchester.  And then over the intervening decades I lived in cities and towns, occasionally wheeled the binoculars and telescope out to take a look at things like Hayley’s Comet, even managed the odd photograph, played around a bit, got in to radio astronomy…but never again looked at Jupiter.

    Earlier this year I started looking at buying a new telescope – all singing, all dancing, one that would take my camera  and follow the stars around – maybe even find stuff automagically!  then financial constraints walloped my bottom again and so the plan was back burnered.  But…I read that Jupiter was visible again in the sky a few weeks ago, I have a telescope in the garage, it’s clear…so….what’s stopping me spending some time re-acquainting myself with old Jove?

    And that’s what I intend doing tonight.  Watch this space – I can’t offer photographs but will let you know how a 35 year old 3″ refractor on a well dodgy tripod manages…..

    …to blogging. I’ve had a few months that should eventually give me plenty of grist to the blogging mill, but to be blunt right now much of my time is being spent writing PHP and .NET code for those wonderful people called ‘paying customers’. Most people in small businesses will probably agree that this year

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    September 29, 2011
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-07-03

    • Watching a girl opposite me crochet – I have NO IDEA how that works! Wooly magic! #fb #

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    July 3, 2011
  • Just one more thing….

    Yesterday, Peter Falk died.  The 83 year old veteran actor had had dementia for a few years – an ironic end for a man who will always be known as Columbo, the dishevelled homicide detective with the razor sharp mind. Enough will be (rightly) written about Mr Falk over the next few days, and I’m sure that the TV planners are already dusting off parts of their schedule for a few re-runs, but I just wanted to blog about what Peter Falk meant to me as an integral part of growing up.

    I blogged about the show a year or so ago – here – and it’s sad to come back to it in this way.

    Columbo was part of the ‘Mystery Movie’  TV series developed in the US in the late 1960s / early 1970s that featured feature-length stories from three or four detective, once a week. So you’d get a Columbo one week, McMillan and Wife, then a McCloud, etc. They were standard viewing in Pritchard Towers – although I was usually dodging in and out of the living room, doing homework and hobbies or just ‘mucking about’ in the evening.   Columbo is always associated with my early teens; whereas I was not always allowed to watch some TV police shows, Columbo was OK and passed parental screening.

    It was like a jigsaw puzzle – you knew who did it, when, how and to whom.  the trick was working out how Columbo would piece the clues together to get to the murderer. If there was ever such a thing as a ‘Police Opera’, Columbo was it.  There’s a saying ‘The opera ain’t over till the fat lady sings’ – in Columbo, it wouldn’t be over until the man in the mac turned to the suspect as he was leaving after an interview and said ‘There’s just one more thing…’.  That was the ‘Black Spot’ for the murderer – they were marked for nicking, and it was just a formality from there on in.  The bumbling detective who, in the words of one character, ‘looked like an unmade bed’ was in many cases almost apologetic when he slapped the cuffs on – indeed, there were a number of episodes where the murderer was much more sympathetic than the victim! Columbo was like a favourite uncle, complete with dreadful car and a dog as laid back as he was, called ‘Dog’.

    Like another of my favourite detectives, Morse, first name was never mentioned; I got the impression that his mysterious wife (like Arthur Dailey’s ‘er indoors’, mentioned often, never seen) would call him to dinner with a quick ‘Lieutenant, dinner’s up’.  To me he had a number of character traits that were charming and unusual to see in a lead role in a TV detective show.  He was untidy, (apparently) easily distracted, showed humility and was pretty non-violent. He also had a sharp mind, dogged persistence and a sense of fair play and justice. In other words, he was a nice guy who just happened to be a homicide cop.  He didn’t have ‘issues’ like modern cops, but you could actually believe in him – I think even now I want my police murder squad people to be either Columbo or Morse.

    Falk was also brilliant in one of my favourite war films ‘Anzio’, in which he played a member of a squad of GIs stuck in a farmouse with German soldiers around them, but for me his greatest film role would be as, wait for it, unkempt, dishevelled, private detective ‘Sam Diamond’ in the brilliant comedy ‘Murder by Death’, which sends up every ‘locked room’ mystery you will ever have seen.  It was on TV a few days ago.  There is a description (and spoilers) here.  If you’ve not seen it, and don’t mind fun being poked at Miss Marple, Hercule Poirot, Sam Spade et al. then do take a look!  Falk has some brilliant lines – I have to say that my favourite, after he finds out that he and his girlfriend are locked in a room with a bomb set to explode in 30 seconds, is :

    [a bomb is about to explode]
    Sam Diamond: I’ve got an idea! I don’t know if it will work but I’ve got to try. Turn around!
    Tess Skeffington: I’ve turned, Sam.
    Sam Diamond: Whatever you do, don’t turn around until I say so.
    Tess Skeffington: [turns around] But Sam…
    Sam Diamond: I SAID DON’T TURN AROUND!
    Tess Skeffington: Yes, Sam.
    Sam Diamond: Good! Cause… I think… I’m gonna cry.

    When the news came through about Peter’s death yesterday, I heard it first from Twitter, and then came the grubbing around for a few minutes on Google and such to get it confirmed.  I have to admit to being a little bit teary – but then I realised that I was sad and smiling – all those super memories I have put there by Peter Falk. 

    Let me find my Columbo box set…

    Yesterday, Peter Falk died.  The 83 year old veteran actor had had dementia for a few years – an ironic end for a man who will always be known as Columbo, the dishevelled homicide detective with the razor sharp mind. Enough will be (rightly) written about Mr Falk over the next few days, and I’m

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    June 25, 2011
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-06-19

    • Arriving in Leeds en route to Saltaire. Beautiful day. #fb #

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    June 19, 2011
  • Life is what happens….

    …when you’re making other plans.

    That’s the way things work according, I believe, to John Lennon.  I have to say that that’s how it felt a week or so back when I realised I hadn’t blogged for about 5 months. Looking back over the period between Christmas 2010 and now, I’m not surprised that I haven’t blogged – it’s been a Hell of a few months for me and mine, and we’re still hacking our way through them.

    I’ve noticed a similar fall off in tweets and Facebook usage.  I guess that this is where I say something that will mark me out as a dilettante amongst online comentators, a wall-flower amongst social networkers, a poseur amongst the digerati:

    My offline life was too intense to allow me to be arsed to blog.

    There, I said it.  I just didn’t feel like blogging.  And is that such a bad thing?  When I was a kid, I must have promised myself year after year at Christmas that I would keep a diary.  The longest I managed it was probably until the 6th or 7th of January – after that entries slowed down to the rate of one every few days, then every few weeks, then stopped dead.  In later life I have managed to keep a ‘professional diary’, mainly for the purposes of billing and getting me to meetings, but very little, if any, personal stuff goes in there.  I manage better with blogging, but it falls apart when my offline life gets ‘interesting’.

    I guess I’m just not capable of  blogging when there’s stuff happening in my day to day life.  I’m the same with creative writing – I’ve never been a great believer in the nonsense that gets written about artists starving in garrets and being incredibly productive.  What might happen is that hard times may create inspiration for creative thought, but it’s a rare talent (and one that I certainly don’t have) that can write or blog when hungry, cold, skint and anxious.

    I’m sure that some of the events of the last 6 months will show up here sooner or later – but for now I’ll just do my best to write something occasionally.

    …when you’re making other plans. That’s the way things work according, I believe, to John Lennon.  I have to say that that’s how it felt a week or so back when I realised I hadn’t blogged for about 5 months. Looking back over the period between Christmas 2010 and now, I’m not surprised that I

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    June 12, 2011
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-08

    • Good impromptu meeting at Hillsborough Forum – now on with errands! #fb #

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    May 8, 2011
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-01

    • British Government find WMD – Wedding of Mass Distraction. Do anything today except celebrate #royalwedding #

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    May 1, 2011
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-13

    • Seeking #php #net #javascript freelance work. Dm for rates, experience. #
    • Seeking #php #net freelance work – also strong javascript, html5, sql server, mysql #fb #
    • Fuck me – tsunami warning for US west coast. Prayers for my friends out there that it doesn't hit. #
    • With so many cops, and security, why don't I feel comfortable? #sheffield #fb #
    • Serious numbers of private security at city centre banks and shops, inc Barclays. #sheffield #fb #
    • Not just police in Sheffield – shops running door security as well. #fb #
    • I am breaking the law by saying 'Fred Goodwin is a banker'. Kafka eat your heart out. #fb #
    • Approaching Harrogate – beautiful day! #fb #
    • If I get to make future visits here – bring thermos! #fb #
    • On my way to Saltaire – beautiful day! #

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    Seeking #php #net #javascript freelance work. Dm for rates, experience. # Seeking #php #net freelance work – also strong javascript, html5, sql server, mysql #fb # Fuck me – tsunami warning for US west coast. Prayers for my friends out there that it doesn't hit. # With so many cops, and security, why don't I

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    March 13, 2011
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-03-06

    • #stallman – have said for years that his zealotry excludes a lot of folks from OS involvement. #
    • Should I worry that the bus driver is talking to himself… #fb #
    • Re. #localism fail @juliandobson – what if Camden decision politically motivated? in reply to juliandobson #
    • Good site visit with bill paid by Tuesday! A definite, if small, win! #fb #
    • Looking forward to iPad 2 so I can pick up some second hand iPad 1 s…. #
    • RT @bebackedup: Get files from PC to iPad without iTunes, using your BeBackedUp Account. http://blog.bebackedup.co.uk/?p=22 #
    • Given JP Morgan's interest in buying a chunk of Twitter, anyone think we should be starting to build an alternative? #
    • Northern Rock are to re-introduce 90% Mortgages. The fucking audacity and arrogance of these wankers to consider this at this time. #
    • The Tories ARE in power, @Sinjy – LDs are just validating them. Unimpressed, I'm afraid. in reply to Sinjy #
    • Nah..had at least 2 others comment. @Sinjy LibDems have sold this country down the river to get this AV vote; not worth it. in reply to Sinjy #
    • Am I the only person who thinks the whole #AV issue is an irrelevant diversion from the mess we're in at this time? #

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    #stallman – have said for years that his zealotry excludes a lot of folks from OS involvement. # Should I worry that the bus driver is talking to himself… #fb # Re. #localism fail @juliandobson – what if Camden decision politically motivated? in reply to juliandobson # Good site visit with bill paid by Tuesday!

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    March 6, 2011
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-27

    • 'Homer' #Clegg forgets he's running country. In Simpsons story Homer commands submarine and his excuse is 'It was my first day on the job.." #
    • #Sheffield big THANK YOU to Hair By Xmas, Broomhill for giving my Goddaughter a FREE new 'do' after she had hair removed for hospital tests. #
    • Gobsmacked that atheists make capital out of CC Earthquake. Folks need to get understanding of Christianity beyond that of 10 year old. #fb #
    • Ummmm….Gadaffi doesn't seem to be in total control of his country OR his train of thought right now… #fb #
    • RT @Chance4321: Tunisia,Egypt,Bahrain,Libya,Kuwait,Jordan all kicking off. UN Peace envoy for the middle east is Tony blair – surprised ? #
    • RT @iyad_elbaghdadi: Reuters just confirmed earlier tweets about #Libya army special brigade joining the people and liberating #Benghazi #
    • RT @StarSparkle_UK: RT @CMarPA: 15yr old blind senior kitty abandoned!!! To be Destroyed today 2/20 http://on.fb.me/gC5Lfj #New #York #

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    'Homer' #Clegg forgets he's running country. In Simpsons story Homer commands submarine and his excuse is 'It was my first day on the job.." # #Sheffield big THANK YOU to Hair By Xmas, Broomhill for giving my Goddaughter a FREE new 'do' after she had hair removed for hospital tests. # Gobsmacked that atheists make

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    February 27, 2011
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