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  • Why I WON’T be re-joining the Labour Party

    In the period since the General Election here in the UK I’ve seen a fair number of blog posts and Facebook notes entitled ‘Why I’m rejoining the Labour Party’  – typically by folks who were members of the Labour Party at some point in the past decade and who left when Blair and Brown didn’t live up to expectations.  But now, given the Liberal-Conservative coalition Government, these folks are keen to get back in to the Labour Party fold and ‘fight the good fight’ against the ‘auld enemy’ – a Tory Government.  (Those of us of a cynical bent and who’ve been around in left wing politics long enough to remember the 1980s can remember when the ‘auld enemy’ was actually people within the Labour Party with whom you didn’t agree…but that’s another story.)

    I left the Labour Party around the time that ‘Clause 4’ disappeared from the membership cards – the start of the great re-invention of the Labour Party as New Labour.  I’d served time as a Ward Chair, Constituency Vice Chair and been a delegate to the District Labour Party here in Sheffield.  I even considered running for election as a City Councillor, and very briefly toyed with the idea of trying for a Parliamentary seat, but eventually stayed as a local party activist and school governor.  I was a member of the Party when it was distinctly un-trendy to be so; a time when the Labour Party was in opposition, stood as much chance of getting in to power as England did winning the World Cup.

    Despite the fact that I was self-employed, running my own business, the old Labour Party held much appeal for me.  Even with Clause 4 – detailed here with the ‘revisions’ – I always felt I had more to gain from a Labour Government than from the Tories.  The Labour Party was good on issues that mattered heavily to me – civil liberties, for example – and whilst some of the economic policies would be personally bad for me, I could understand the underlying philosophy.  And I always regarded it highly unlikely that Labour would drag us in to wars….

    I left the Labour Party after the death of John Smith – nowadays I think there are lots of people who’ve never heard of this man, which is a great shame.  I’m pretty sure that Labour would have won the 1997 election with him as leader – without the massive changes from the new Labour experiment being carried out.  Whether the party would have had such a big majority – I have no idea – but they would still have been the Labour Party I grew up with and joined.  I think reform was inevitable, but New Labour is no longer a party of the people – more a party of the chattering classes.  I’ve often considered that left to it’s own devices the New Labour experiment would eventually move the party to either a dilute form of Gramscian Marxism or the political philosophy of the Frankfurt School – neither of which I have much time for.

    After leaving the Party I was broadly sympathetic to the activities of the New Labour government in most areas – but there was a certain ‘control freak’ attitude – the ‘Big Nanny’ state – obvious in policy form the very beginning, and that made me concerned for civil liberties from very early on.  After 9/11 then it became more obvious; again, I was supportive of certain policies, but not others.  Economically, I was concerned that we were seeing a subtle form of old style ‘tax and spend’ taking place, with a bloated and increasingly ineffective public sector being paid for by various ‘one off’ financial wind falls, such as selling off gold  (ultimately a £7 billion LOSS) or the 3G Phone licenses (23 billions).  Jolly japes like this earned Brown the sobriquet of the ‘Iron Chancellor’ – but it’s pretty easy to balance the books in the short term when you get nice one off payments.  Just wait until you have to keep the books balanced when things get tight….

    I was also concerned by the increasing levels of surveillance and law changes that worked against our civil liberties.  We’re now the most filmed population in the world; this technology exploded under New Labour.  Anti-terror laws bought in by New Labour were used to keep people under surveillance to see whether they were using their dustbins correctly, for crying out loud.  And let’s not get started on ID cards, vetting to work with children, the Digital Economy Bill, etc.  And then there’s the whole business of illegal wars….

    I honestly believe that the 2010 election, had New Labour been re-elected, would have been a further blow to civil liberties – combined with the economic crisis I could easily see these Stasi-like powers being expanded to cover all aspects of our lives.

    New Labour are no longer in power but the people within the New Labour machine, the officers, the MPs, the leadership candidates, the local members – they’re still there and they are still, in most cases, the same people who have implicitly agreed to all of these assaults on our liberties.  I’m not saying that the new Coalition Government have got it right – but I’m happy to give them a try rather than vote in authoritarianism.  To the thousands of new members of the Labour Party I say this; do you support reduction of civil liberties and economic mis-management – because by joining the Party today, unless you are joining to get some change of people and policy at the top,  you are supporting the people who were in power during one of the most authoritarian decades in the UK’s history.

    Think before you join or re-join.  I have; and I’m not for joining.

    July 9, 2010
  • I was right to blame it on sunspots!

    Early on in my consulting career – late 1980s, early 1990s – I did a lot of work for a public sector organisation.  I worked on a number of projects – this was in the days when IT consultants could still be generalists, applying their skills to whatever was needed – and tended to specialise on development of a few database applications that were centrally based and accessed over a (pre-Internet) wide area network, held together by leased lines, private cabling, etc.

    All in all, a fantastic environment in which to hone your skills.  Actually, in many respects I was rather spoilt by this client – and by my first job out of university – they both gave me a rather distorted view of working life!  For a while we experienced some rather ‘odd’ problems on some of the applications running over the wide area network.  Despite our best efforts, we couldn’t actually ground the problems – we checked software, hardware, cabling, the works.  Eventually, and half jokingly, a colleague and I (both of us radio amateurs) decided that the problems were being some how caused by sun spots….

    Unsurprisingly, this caused gales of laughter in the office, but as far as we were concerned there was an element of logic in our proposal.  We knew that sun spots and solar activity in general had an effect on the earth’s ionosphere, and that in the past bad solar storms had knocked out telephone and communication systems.  Indeed, in the pre-Internet, pre-computer days of 1859 a major solar storm had caused incredible effects, even causing telegraph wires to carry electrical currents when all the batteries were disconnected!

    This information did little to convince people around the office, so we simply did what any other self respecting techie would do; turn things off and on, replace a few network cards and bridges, tighten connections and tweak software.  And the odd errors stopped, and we stopped worrying about it.

    But over teh years I’ve thought about those gremlins on numerous occasions, and it now appears that we may have been right after all.  According to this article, solar storms can cause mystery glitches in communication and computer systems. 

    It may be that the next time we get a big solar storm or Coronal Mass Ejection – when a massive plume of plasma and charged particles is thrown from teh sun out in to space – the impact will be much more than a few gremlins in the works.  Some have suggested that a storm similar to that of 1859 might cause massive damage to the electrical and communications systems of the world; indeed, some real pessimists have suggested that a BIG solar event might put us back in to the pre-electronics age for decades.

    Let’s hope we don’t get it…

    July 7, 2010
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-04

    • Happy July 4th to all my US friends – have a great day! #fb #
    • Delighted to see #ger take apart #arg …. at least #eng managed one goal! #
    • Debugging code and contemplating whether Russia needs any spies….. 🙂 #
    • Bets of luck to #gha tonight – happy to see #hol win! #
    • Keen to see how #labourleader candidates explain the increase in life expectancy gap during THEIR years in power… #
    • Amazing – the gap in life expectancy between rich and poor in UK GREW under New Labour. Enough said. http://is.gd/dcoSg #fb #
    • Back home (and glad to be back) after a busy day in Harrogate – productive, though! #
    • On train to Harrogate from Leeds – nice day, not too hot…yet! #
    • Busy but productive day had today – no time to Tweet! 🙂 #
    • Am trying out this #pomodoro business – seems to be working…if weird! #
    • Going to grab Wednesday by the nose and kick it's ass! 🙂 #
    • To D'Amico Catering – Minneapolis. Following someone in Sheffield, UK, FOUR TIMES is rather excessive! #
    • Good day in Harrogate – doing some late night debugging with surprising success! #
    • Perhaps it's time for Simon Burns to be given more time with his family? (poor buggers) #
    • Printing from an #ipad – http://bit.ly/cDWRsc – love it! #
    • Off to Harrogate today – hope to have a very productive day! #
    • iPhone 4 'best Apple launch' – http://is.gd/d7RTJ – Hello? Succesful launch where a smartphone couldn't get on the Internet? WTF? #fail #
    • RT @KatTansey: "The world needs for us to have courage." Robert McKee #
    • For my Scrum friends RT @ukmsdn: Blog @ericnel: Scrum Developer (.NET) Training in London 26th to 30th July http://bit.ly/aXwMKz #
    • Good news – Tesco's Commonside Appeal rejected – they still have one more shot, though. http://is.gd/d7IwO #
    • #dontgocapello …and other teams manage to be motivated and proud to play for their country. Keep the boss – kick a few player's arses. #
    • #dontgocapello – how is it that every other team has players in positions they're not used to but still manages to defend reasonably well… #
    • Not just ANY wasteful packaging…this is M&S wasteful packaging…http://is.gd/d7men #fb #
    • Shed Wars #swapwordinfilmwithshed #
    • A Shed too Far #swapwordinfilmwithshed #
    • Shed of Dreams #swapwordinfilmwithshed #
    • Phones at the FA glowing red as #eng players ring up asking whether their advertisng revenues will be hit… #
    • #eng My only thought is that very few people who wear an England jersey give a shit. #
    • #eng – Maybe manager problems, but why do we have the same problem with EVERY manager and EVERY England team? It must be something basic. #
    • As Comic Book Man might say…worst. #eng defence. ever. #
    • Why are #eng players good in premiership and f**king awful in tournaments? Money? Attitude? Disappointment at 5 star hotels? #
    • Based on the performance, #ger 4 #eng 1 is fair – the Lampard disallowed goal is an issue but NOT relevant – #eng defence more important! #

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    July 4, 2010
  • The Movie Star and the Secret Weapon…..

    This blog post was originally an article I had published in an amateur radio magazine some years ago…enjoy!  Another example of how it’s often the ‘amateurs’ who deliver the goods.

    How about this for a movie script; an actress flees her homeland after it is taken over by a murderous dictatorship, and settles in the United States.  Within a few years she is well known for her films, but has also invented a secret communications method for her adopted homeland.
    Far fetched?  Well, I thought so too until I learnt about Hedy Lamarr and her invention of Spread Spectrum technology.  In this article I’ll tell the story of how the team of this glamorous icon of the 1940s and her musical director came up with a technology that is widely used today in cellular phones and many other communication systems.

    Hedy Lamarr was born Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler on September 11, 1913 in the city of Vienna, Austria, at the time part of the Austro-Hungarian empire.  She married an industrialist called Fritz Mandl, and from him this highly intelligent young woman picked up a lot of information and gossip about the armaments industry with which he was involved in.  Unlike her husband, who became enamoured of the Nazi party, Hedwig, who’d already started doing some acting, left for London and then went on to Hollywood to take up acting.  A swift name change soon followed, and Hedy Lamarr was born.  She had starred in some rather ‘risqué’ movies, particularly ‘Ecstasy’, by the time that she and her musical arranger, George Antheil, found themselves at a dinner party one evening in 1940 thinking about the unfolding European war.

    Guided Weapons

    The United States, then neutral, was developing a number of weapons that depended upon radio signals for guidance.  Amongst these was a guided torpedo, which could be steered towards it’s target by a radio signal.  However, there was a problem; any radio guided missile had a weak link in that given adequate warning that such missiles were in use Nazi scientists could easily produce a radio receiver that could be used by prospective targets to detect the signals used to control the missile or torpedo and then a transmitter could be used to jam the guidance system.  Indeed, the jamming signal could be very simple; it might be enough to tune a transmitter to the signal frequency and just turn it on.  As the missile approached the target the controlling signal would be weakening with distance from the guiding plane or ship, while the jamming signal on the target would get stronger.  Eventually it would overwhelm the guidance signal with the effect that the missile would effectively become a ‘dumb’ weapon and simply carry on in a straight line past the target.

    Frequency Hopping

    So, what could you do?  Hedy was a smart cookie, as they say; she quickly realised that if it were possible for the guidance signal to randomly change frequency it would be difficult for the enemy to actually detect the signal in the first place, and virtually impossible for them to then transmit a jamming signal that would follow the guidance signal.  This ‘frequency hopping’ would need to be random and fairly frequent  to prevent the enemy predicting which frequency would be used next.  Changing the frequency of the transmitted signal on such a basis would be reasonably straight forward to achieve; what was more difficult, Lamarr realised, was making sure that the receiver on the missile or torpedo was able to synchronise itself with the transmitted signal so that as the transmitter changed frequency the receiver would change it’s receive frequency at the same time.  Don’t forget, by the way, that this was before the invention of the transistor; all radio communications depended upon valves, and the computer, even in it’s most rudimentary form, would not appear until 3 years later and would then occupy a whole room…not the stuff you could fit in the head of a torpedo no more than two feet in diameter.

    Player piano

    The composer George Antheil was a friend and colleague of Lamarr’s, and due in part to his background as a composer he imagined that one possible solution to the problem of synchronising transmitter and receiver would be to incorporate some sort of switching mechanism in to the transmitter and receiver that could read a ‘tape’ of instructions, a little like the punched paper strips read by automatic ‘player pianos’.  These machines read cards or paper tape similar to what would be later used to program computers, and as the tape was ‘read’ through the machine the holes in the tape caused musical notes to be played.  Analogously, thought Antheil, it should be possible for the tape in the transmitter to switch the transmitted frequency as it was slowly unwound through some sort of electronic switch capable of detecting holes in the tape, and similarly an identical tape in the receiver should be able to switch receiver circuits to different frequencies for signal reception.  If you had two identical tapes, unwound at the same rate, one in the transmitter and one in the receiver, you could synchronise the transmitter and receiver to stay in step with each other.  Of course, any mechanical system is prone to slippage and slight losses of synchronisation, but the principle was there. In December 1940, the concept of a communication system based upon ‘frequency hopping’  was submitted by Hedy Lamarr and George Antheil  to the National Inventors Council, a US Government organisation that was co-ordinating technical developments for the war effort.  The patent, number 2,292,387 was eventually filed on June 10th 1941 and was granted over a year later in August 1942, when the Britain, the US and the USSR were up to their necks in the series of defeats that would only be halted at El Alamein and Stalingrad.  Now would be a very good time for a secret weapon to be developed…..

    The Practicalities

    Unfortunately, the practicalities of setting this up would prove to be too difficult; the synchronising tapes would have had to be paper tapes, and the whole technical issue of putting fairly complex electronics and mechanics in to the small and rough environment of a bomb or torpedo was too much.  Lamarr and Antheil gave their Patent to the US Government as part of the war effort, but their creation would have to wait for almost 20 years until the invention of the transistor and other semiconductor devices allowed the construction of practical, if crude, frequency hopping equipment that was based around digital circuits that created a reproducible, but apparently random, string of random electronic impulses that could switch circuitry with no moving parts.

    Practical Uses

    The patent lapsed in the early 1960s, at the heart of the cold war, and the US Navy immediately put the system to use using semiconductor technology to create a frequency hopping secure communications system.  This was the start of the military use of ‘spread spectrum’ technology, the direct descendant of the Lamarr’s invention.  The technology would soon find itself used in a wide range of military communication systems, with frequency switching taking place many times a second making it difficult for an enemy to even detect a signal; a spread spectrum signal heard on a ‘normal’ radio receiver just sounds like a slightly higher than usual level of noise on the channel.    The technology was eventually de-classified in the 1980s, just in time for the technology to be used in cellular telephone systems.  To see why this technology is useful one has to consider that a lot of cellular phones are in use in the same geographical area.  It’s not really feasible for a given phone to be given it’s own frequency, as there just aren’t enough frequencies.  Instead, cellular phones can transmit on a number of frequencies and the frequency in use will ‘switch’ as the phone call is made and the user moves from one ‘cell’ on the cellular network to another.  The switching from frequency to frequency also reduces the effect of interference on the signal; an interfering signal that is strong on one frequency may be quite weak on another, and so although some of the signal may be lost there is a greater chance for the signal to ‘get through’.

    In addition to the cellular phone, low level spread spectrum transmitters are used in ‘wireless’ computer networks, where data is sent from portable computers to other computers by UHF or microwave radio signals.  Again, single frequencies would not be feasible in a busy office environment or city centre, so the network adapters that allow the computers to talk to one another use spread spectrum techniques to improve reliability and data security; unless you know a lot about the network it’s quite hard to listen in and detect computer traffic on wireless networks due to the frequency hopping.

    The algorithms used to control the frequency hopping in different spread spectrum systems are quite varied, depending upon the job in hand.  For example, cellular phones and wireless network cards use chips that generate a pseudo random string of pulses.  Two devices in communication will initiate the session by exchanging enough information to set the ‘start’ position for the random pulse chain.  Provided the two systems start from the same place, they’ll keep in synchrony.  Alternatively, the message to ‘change frequency’ might be actually transmitted to the receiver as part of the transmitted signal.  This approach is also used in cellular phones and wireless network cards.  Data about when to switch and what frequency to switch to is sent as a data packet.  This isn’t terribly secure as anyone with patience and the correct equipment can  log the data packets and simulate the receiver.  The ultimate in secure spread spectrum probably involves the modern equivalent of the ‘one time pad’; a CD Rom or memory chip is used at each end; these devices contain a string of totally random noise pulses from a natural source, like solar radio noise or noise from noise diodes.  A CD ROM might contain enough ‘bits’ for a few dozen messages; a copy would be made and the copy sent to the receiver site, usually under diplomatic protection.  The CD ROM would be used for communications, and then after each block of bits is used for a single message it’s never sued again.  Combined with a suitable cipher system, this sort of communication is undetectable (don’t forget that the signal sounds like an increase in local noise) and even if it is detected the cipher system ensures that no one else can read the message. 

    And Finally……

    And finally, what did Hedy and George get for all their cleverness?  Well, until the late 1990s, not much.  Apparently they never even received a formal thank you letter from the US Government.  But before she died in 2000,  Hedy Lamarr received an award from the Electronic Frontier Foundation recognising her contributions to modern computer technology, even though it took place 50 years before.  George Antheil died before he could get the award, but at least now the contribution of the composer and the actress to modern communications has finally been recognised.

    July 2, 2010
  • Chasing Cars

    ‘Chasing Cars’ is the name of a song by the band ‘Snow Patrol’.  I quite like it – I’m a sucker for sad songs and this is a fine example of the genre.  However, it has a little bit of ‘back story’.  According to Wikipedia:

    “The phrase “Chasing Cars” came from [singer Gary ] Lightbody’s father, in reference to a girl Lightbody was infatuated with, “You’re like a dog chasing a car. You’ll never catch it and you just wouldn’t know what to do with it if you did.”

    That phrase has stuck with me, and I have to say that over recent months I’ve been considering more and more how much time we all spend ‘chasing cars’ in our lives.  I’m currently going through one of those times in my life of what can best be described as ‘internal reflection’ (Some unkind folks might call it ‘loafing’ or ‘contemplating my navel’; I’m not listening… 🙂 ) and I guess that some of what’s going through my head right now is a product of that.

    What cars do I chase?  Well, I suppose over the years I’ve been a good starter and not so good finisher; ideas are very cheap – I was saying this to a group of start-up people recently – and what counts is implementing those ideas in a form that makes them usable.  If it’s an idea for a business, build a business that’s making money; if for a novel, a written manuscript; if for a cunning invention – a working prototype.  I’ve had a few opportunities over the years that have been very close to what most folks would have called ‘big hitting success’ but that didn’t come to fruition.  On a few occasions I’ve definitely considered that, rather than being afraid of failing, I’ve previously been much more afraid of success.

    For quite a few opportunity-filled years I was, looking back on it, chasing cars; had I managed to get what I was allegedly going for I’m not sure I’d have known what to do with it.  Were the same opportunities to present themselves today, I can say two things; I’d give them a rather closer going over to make sure that I really DID want to chase ’em, and then when I’d made the decision I’d get out there yapping and barking until I caught ’em.

    The trick is to know WHY you’re chasing your ideas and projects; what are you wanting to get from them?  Money? Fame? Success with women / men / small dogs?  Free food and drink at your local pub?  Or do you just want to contribute to society?  Grow spiritually? Help out folks less fortunate than yourself? Get your own back on folks who upset you at school?

    Don’t let yourself chase cars in your life without being reasonably sure you’ll know what to do if you manage to catch the object of your desire; I’ve been there and it’s a bloody waste of time if you’re not sure!

    July 1, 2010
  • The world’s messy – get used to it

    One of the great things about Twitter is that it brings articles to my attention that I wouldn’t otherwise have read. This blog post originated in one of those articles. It’s here – in it, the writer notes that managers and creatives tend to work on different chunks of time for getting things done – for managers hour diary slots are usually adequate, but for creatives an hour barely gives you time to get going. So far so good – I’ve written a Joe’s Jottings piece in which I mention that my own to-do list doesn’t deal in units of time much under half a day.

    The writer then goes on to comment on how his organisation – a venture capital outfit – runs it’s diary slots on the ‘maker’ basis rather than the ‘manager’ basis. And turns the whole thing in to a selling point for their services. OK – at one level this is a good example of catering your working practices to your client base, but it started me thinking again about the increasing tendency I’ve witnessed in the last year or so amongst start up companies and those catering for them towards over-complicating what are really quite straight forward and, in some cases, old fashioned, good personal and business management skills and techniques.

    I’m just getting a little tired of seeing things that are just this side of bleedin’ obvious being touted as if they were the bastard intellectual offspring of an orgy between Wittgenstein, Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci and Drucker.

    I wear a number of hats in my day to day life; I’m a husband, cat-wrangler, consultant, software developer, charity Trustee, line manager, householder, social entrepreneur…you get the picture. Each of these activities requires me to operate in different ways – sometimes I’m working to someone else’s priorities, sometimes to my own. Oddly enough these things all get recorded in the same diary, with prioritisation and time-slots allocated to the job in hand. If there’s a day on which I want to do development work, I block it out in my diary – the things that will shift me from that are family or major line management issues. If I have a board meeting, I block out the morning or afternoon. It’s called time-management, prioritisation and flexibility. It’s an essential component of what is needed to get stuff done in a world that is messy.

    It’s important for startups to get used to the idea that sooner or later they’re going to have to get used to dealing with the world the way it is, not the way they’d like it to be. Pandering from VC companies doesn’t help this; people in startups learning the basics of time and diary management and prioritisation will.

    June 30, 2010
  • I now debug washing machines….

    Ask most people in IT what the most irritating piece of kit in most PC installations is, and they’ll usually say ‘printers’ or ‘scanners’ – basically anything mechanical.  I think the item in the house that generates the same degree of fear in me is the washing machine.  To paraphrase ‘The Two Ronnies’ from my childhood – ‘It’s big, it’s white, it’s shiny and I be afraid of it’.

    In our case ‘it’ is an Indesit WD12 automatic washing machine.  Under normal circumstances it clicks, whirrs, buzzes, splushes, chugs, and gurgles for an hour or so, makes a final shuddering burble then falls quiet.  Last week it changed it’s habits by simply ‘clicking’ through the programme set without actually doing anything.

    At this point I did the rather unmanly thing of reading the manual.  Apart from the bleedin’ obvious (is it turned on, connected to the water mains and drain and ensure you’re not trying to wash a bag of cement) the manual suggested very little.  I then did what we advise 70% of support desk callers to do; turn it off, leave for a while, and then turn it on again.  And after that didn’t work, I did what you probably shouldn’t do unless you want to scare yourself daft…typed the symptoms in to Google.

    According to the various online sources of information about the problem I described, the washer was in various stages of terminal decline.  Phrases like ‘replacement control board’ were bandied around.  Quite what I expected to find that would be helpful I wasn’t sure – perhaps a little line or two somewhere that said ‘Turn the switch left 3 places, then right 4 places, and that will do it’.  Well, by now I was getting pretty miserable about the whole affair, and had visions of calling out the repair man. So, I decided to do what any self-respecting software engineer would do – turned it off and forgot about it for 2 or 3 days.

    I then decided to take one last look before calling out an engineer (who, I had no doubt, would show up, spend 2 minutes poking the inside of the machine before telling me it’s fixed and leaving me £50 the lighter) and thought that I would adopt a similar approach to that that I take when doing debugging of software ‘on site’.

    First of all…assemble the source code and documentation

    Well, in this case that was the manual and the washing machine itself.  So far so good.

    Get your tools together

    Rather than Eclipse and a debugger, the tools for this exercise consisted of 4 screwdrivers of varying sizes, a large quantity of towels and paper cloths (just in case there was a big pool of water just waiting to get out!)

    Go take a look at the source code with confidence

    Also known as ‘showing the system (washer) who’s boss.  Took the back of the washer off and had a good look around for the hardware equivalents of messy code, mis-configured database connections, excess amounts of commented out ‘dead’ code cluttering the place up and hiding possible faults.  Or, in the case of a washing machine…checked that all accessible connections were tight, that the belt was secure on the drum, that the drum could be turned by hand, that the inlet and outlet pipes were clear, etc.

    I then took a look at the little drawer where the washing powder is introduced, and after taking it out noticed that it, and the channel under it leading to the washer, were crudded up with washing powder.  Let’s say this is the equivalent of one of those bits of dodgy code you find that doesn’t ‘look right’ but you can’t see why it would cause the problem you’re having…

    Tidy up the obvious errors

    I washed the drawer and got rid of the lumps of washing powder from the channel.  Actually, I was chipping deposits off with a screwdriver.   I always thought that washing powder was supposed to be water-soluble…maybe not.

    Re-compile and re-run

    And so the moment of truth – you’ve done some tweaking, tidied up the obvious and we’re ready to give it a whirl.  I put the drawer back in, screwed on the back-panel I’d removed (and in a special gesture to the gods of hardware, ensured I didn’t bother putting all the screws back in), connected the machine to water, drain and mains and turned on and stepped well back….and amazingly enough it works!

    As Neo might have said in ‘The Matrix’ – ‘I know washing machine maintenance’.

    June 27, 2010
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-27

    • Gradually shaking off the after effects of that more disturbing dream from last night… #
    • Just received worse phishing spam ever. Claimed to be from BoS, referenced RBS web site, signed off as from Lloyds and Halifx. #fail #
    • Off to church on a beautiful morning! #
    • A night of very odd and the occasional very disturbing dreams…. #
    • You need a good few gallons of spit to sing like Jacques Brel…. #
    • #doctorwho – oh dear, such a cop-out – good build up of story and dreadful resolution. Too many plot holes (cracks not included)…. #
    • Sigh….as usual #drwho full of plot holes one could drive a bus through… #pandorica #
    • Better get on with some more programming! 🙂 #
    • Show your support for #armedforcesday on 26 June, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! http://twb.ly/d2eY4p – @ArmedForces_Day #
    • Having a fiiiine morning – coding going well and listening to some French #electronica .. #
    • Excellent! I love the Apple Heavies and teh contents of Steve's box! via @mashable:iPhone 4 … Into a Blender [VIDEO] – http://bit.ly/ajBhB1 #
    • RT @Toltecjohn: 'You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body' C.S. Lewis > http://bit.ly/KUPxS #
    • From Guardian – basaltboy : "This is not a design flaw but a new feature. You can turn your iphone 4 into an ipod touch by picking it up. #
    • The last time I had to worry about my phone aerial was in the 1980s…but then I don't use #iphone … #
    • Gee Steve, thanks!!! RT @guardiantech: Steve Jobs solves iPhone 4 reception problems: 'don't hold it that way' http://bit.ly/bT6L9B #
    • I'm surprised how quiet the Apple fans have been today about the iPhone 4 aerial…er…design feature. #iphone #
    • So much for cool engineering – #iphone4 #fail http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8759590.stm #
    • Dim question from a non-iPhone user….if current phone works OK, and all iPhone users tell me how great iPhones are, why upgrade? #
    • Just how expensive is electoral reform going to be for this country? Seems that the Lib Dems have gone along with a lot to get it… #
    • A lot to do today – going to try and wrestle the day in to submission! #
    • And congrats to #usa #worldcup #
    • Congratulations to #eng – good performance with passion! #worldcup #
    • Sigh….and yet again #Ubuntu doesn't work right out the box and I can't be arsed to fix missing packages. FIX IT! #fail #
    • Oh well, looks like we still have increased Employer's NI – at least he's being consistently dim across the board…. #
    • The lines are drawn, the challenge set. What will YOU be doing to help your community against the efforts of central government? #
    • On my way to Harrogate – lovely morning! #
    • Phew – survived round 1 with dentist. After 30 years of semi-neglect I only need 3 fillings…and one POSSIBLE extraction….eeeek! #
    • Happy Solstice to all – and it's a beautiful day for it! #fb #
    • Just seen my first second hand #ipad at #cex #sheffield #
    • Sheffield City Council seeks consultation on Licensing Policy – http://is.gd/cXng9 #sheffield #
    • RT @SomeURL: RT @shacknetwork: Anyone got a barcode reader for possible #shacknet group project for #gistlab that they could donate? #
    • Today is busy – featuring my first trip to dentists in ….years. Pathologically scared of them – fingers crossed! #

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    June 27, 2010
  • Configuring MOWES on a USB Stick

    There’s an old saying that you can neither be too thin  or have too much money.  I’d like to add to that list – you can’t have too many web servers available on your PC.   For the non-geeks amongst you, a web server is a program that runs on a computer to ‘serve up’ web pages.  because I write web software for part of my living, I run my own web server on my PC.  Actually, that’s not quite true…because there are two main web servers used today – Microsoft’s IIS and Apache – I have two.  And today I decided that it would be really useful to have a web server and associated software on a USB stick that I could plug in to computers to demonstrate my web applications out on client sites.

    I decided to use the MOWES installation – after all, it’s designed to run on USB sticks – and as well as the standard Apache, PHP and mySQL I decided to also install Mediawiki and WordPress.  As well as being used for demonstrations, I decided that I’d also like to have a portable Wiki to use for note taking / book research when I’m on my travels, and run a demonstration instance of WordPress.

    Installation

    The simplest installation involves putting a package together on the MOWES website, downloading it to your PC and installing it.  To get started with this, Google for MOWES and select what you want to install.

    NOTE – when this post was written I pointed to a particular site.  That site – chsoftware.net – now reports back as a source of malware, so I’ve removed the link.

    For my purposes I chose the full versions of Apache, mySQL 5 , PHP5,  ImageMagick, Mediawiki, WordPress, and phpMyAdmin.  This selection process is done by ticking the displayed checkboxes – if you DON’T get a list of checkboxes for the ‘New Package’ option, try the site again later – I have had this occasionally and it will eventually give you the ‘ticklist’ screen.

    Tick the desired components and download the generated package.

    Plug in your USB stick, and unzip and install the MOWES package as per their instructions.  First thing to note here is that you may need to keep an eye on any requests from the computer for allowing components access to the firewall.  The default settings will be Port 80 for the Apache web server and 3306 for mySQL.  If these aren’t open / available – especially the mySQL one – then the automatic install of the packages by the MOWES program will fail miserably.

    Once you have the files installed on your memory stick, then you can configure them.

    Configuration

    If you never intend to run the installation on any PC that has a local Web Server or instance of mySQL, then you don’t need to do anything else in terms of configuration.  You might like to take a look at ‘Tidying Up’ section below.

    If you ARE going to use the USB Stick on PCs that may have other web servers or mySQL instances running, then it’s time to come up with a couple of ports to use for your USB stick that other folks won’t normally use on their machines.  The precise values don’t matter too much – after all, the rest of the world won’t be trying to connect to your memory stick – but be sensible, and avoid ports used by other applications.

    I eventually chose 87 for the Apache Web Server, and 4407 for mySQL – 87 fitted with my own laptop where I already have a web server at Port 80 and another one at Port 85, and I run mySQL at the standard port of 3306.  NOTE that if you run the installation using an account with restricted privileges, you may not be able to open the new ports you use.

    In order to configure the MOWES installation you’ll need a text editor of some sort – Windows Notepad will do at a push.  You’ll be editing a couple of files on the USB stick, as follows:

    apache2\conf\httpd.conf

    Open this file up and look for a line starting with Listen.  Change the number following it to the number you’ve chosen for your Apache Port – e.g. 87.

    Now look for ‘ServerName’ – change the line to include the Port number – e.g. localhost:87

    php5\php.ini

    Open this file and find the line starting mysql.default_port.  Change the port referenced in this to the Port you have chosen for your mySQL installation.  E.g. mysql.default_port=4407

    mysql\my.ini

    Open the file and look for two lines like port=3306.  Change the port number to the one you have chosen – e.g. 4407 – port=4407.  There will be two lines like this in the file, one in the [client] section and one in the [server] section.

    www\phpmyadmin\config.inc

    This is the configuration file for the phpMyAdmin program that provides a graphical user interface on to the mySQL database.  Look for a line that starts with : $cfg[‘Servers’][$i][‘port’] and replace the port number in the line with (in this example) 4407.

    And that, as they say, is that for the configuration files.  You can now start up the MOWES server system by running the mowes.exe program.  If all is working, after a few seconds your web browser will be started and will load the ‘home page’ of the MOWES installation.  With the configuration carried out in this article, the browser will show the url http://localhost:87/start/ and the page displayed will show links to WordPress, Mediawiki and phpmyadmin.

    WordPress Configuration

    The final stage of configuration is to make a change to WordPress that allows WordPress to run on a non-standard Apache port.  This needs to be done via phpmyadmin, as it involves directly changing database entries.  Open phpmyadmin, and then open the wordpress database from the left hand menu.

    Now browse the wp_options table.  Find the record where option_name is ‘siteurl’ and change the option_value field to (for using a port number of 86) http://localhost:86/wordpress.  Now find teh record with option_name of ‘home’ and again change the option_value to http://localhost:86/wordpress.

    Tidying Up

    You may like to put an autorun.inf file on the root of your memory stick, so that when it is plugged in to a machine it will automatically start the MOWES system (if the machine is so configured).  The file can be created with a text editor and should contain the following:

    [autorun]
    open=mowes_portable\mowes.exe
    label=Your Name for the Installation

    And that’s that!

    Enjoy!

    June 24, 2010
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-20

    • Can I ask our senior politicians to leave the past behind them and get on with teh future? Just a thought? #
    • Off to church! #
    • Social media is simply 'there' for people to use however they want – STOP PREACHING! http://j.mp/9IJ776 #
    • #cmr kept up the pressure right to the end and looked really pissed off to lose. Are you watching, Mr Rooney? #end #worldcup #
    • #pandorica – always thought that the worst thing in the Universe was Baldrick's Trousers….so….is #drwho actually pants? 🙂 #
    • Obama is becoming a little bit il-liberal these days…Internet kill switch? http://is.gd/cVwQn #fb #
    • BP response to oil spill…from cats. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt617zYAbng&feature=youtube_gdata #
    • Oooh….Ice Station Zebra – one of my favourite films! #
    • As Comic Book Man might say….Worst. England. Game. Ever. #worldcup #eng (OK…maybe not QUITE ever….) #
    • #englandfilms Field of Dreams #
    • #Eng players are privileged young men – if they find things tough, maybe they could swap with less privileged young men in Afghanistan? #
    • Capello accused by a pundit of wielding too much of a rod of iron. Oh dear…I thought we had men there, not whiney little children….#eng #
    • RT @Chance4321: RT @VizTopTips: ENGLAND, avoid ITV-HD from missing your goals with an ad break by not scoring any. /via @capricorn_one #
    • RT @JimSymonds: James Corden next? Just when you think youve hit the bottom… #
    • "if anyone can cheer you after that performance, it's James Corden" – ITV commentator. Shall I kill myself now, then? #worldcup #eng #
    • So…as well as being stodgy and looking unfit, Rooney throws a strop at the fans. PLAY BETTER, YOU TIT! #worldcup #eng #fb #
    • LOST in South Africa – the mojo of the entire England team. Taken from us too soon. #worldcup #eng #
    • The pain I'm experiencing from a nasty dental abscess is nothing to that I'm experiencing watching England… #worldcup #eng #
    • England excuse 159 – the other team were in camoflage and we kept running in to 'em. #worldcup #eng #
    • We've had 'pally' managers; 'professional' managers; neither style works with players that don't give a shit. #eng #worldcup #
    • Capello prepares to send himself on to show how to run… #worldcup #
    • John Terry – save that sort of sloppiness for your off-pitch shenanigans… #worldcup #eng #
    • Itv commentary team – stop making excuses for the lazy, sluggish and uncaring England team. #worldcup #eng #
    • At the moment England would be hard pressed to beat the 'Retired Priests' team from 'Father Ted' #worldcup #
    • Already commentators starting to criticise Capello….or maybe players can't be arsed? #worldcup #eng #
    • OK….can we expect an 'Angry Hitler comments on England performance" video soon, please? #worldcup #
    • Rooney "I don't understand it, boss. We've been taking shots like that against Rob green all day and EVERY ONE went in!" #worldcup #
    • Whilst it's essential that BP cough up and pay for the damage, how much of the attitude of the investigation is due to elections? #
    • I have ALWAYS said that back, sack and crack is dangerous for any sane man to contemplate – PROOF!! http://is.gd/cT7AU #fb #
    • Am I alone in finding it lovely when players cry when their National Anthems are played? Brings a lump to my throat. #worldcup #
    • #sheffield – what's this I hear about Gove and Cable visiting Sheffield Peace Gardens next Thursday? Any news, peeps? #
    • Hitler, his surround sound TV and the #vuvuzuelas … http://is.gd/cT7a9 #
    • Are we about to see 'Lethal Weapon' scene in which Mel Gibson, gets a mouthful of petrol, says 'Yuck, Exxon', get re-dubbed to 'Yuck, BP'? #
    • The bloke from Texas seems more an apologist for Big Oil than a Government representative…. #
    • For those who hate the current government; what are you doing to help YOUR community through these times? #
    • To those who claim Thatcher didn't cut public spending – bullshit. You're either young, of poor memory or from an alternate 1980s. #
    • One for the Apple fanbois…http://tinyurl.com/3872eb7 #
    • Beautiful day – on train to Harrogate! #
    • Excellent! Via @guardiantech: Residents are increasingly setting up their own 'hyperlocal' websites – http://bit.ly/boBSf9 #
    • #lessmachofilms Throne of Wood #
    • #lessmachofilms Knitting Club #
    • #lessmachofilms Conan the Vegetarian #
    • Hmmmm….Twitter seems to be keen to repeat this morning! #
    • One of the great vuvuzela soloists, Police Constable Fred Johnson, was squished when he was mistaken for a bluebottle. #vuvuzelafacts #
    • A vuvuzela can be used to spit a chewed up ball of paper 100 meters… #vuvuzelafacts #
    • The vuvuzela was used by the Israelites to bring down the walls of Jericho…#vuvuzelafacts #
    • Under company law, are handguns allowed in board meetings? #
    • I believe it's called satire…. sigh….. RT @MyEbisu: Music industry lobbyist calls for death penalty for piracy http://ow.ly/17JeyE #
    • The BBC is not a sacred cow – I use BBC provided services MUCH less these days. Make the BBC more responsive. #savetheBBC #
    • Whilst being broadly supportive of the BBC, I'd like to have more say in how my license is spent. http://is.gd/cOBaM #
    • UK Debt almost tripled between Oct.2000 and Feb 2010 – way to go Gordon. http://is.gd/cOB7f #
    • Feeling pretty much back to normal today – got stuff to do, people to see, things to catch up on! #
    • Thank God I deal with the other 2/3rds…. RT @writer_sheri: One-Third of Twitter Users Talk Brands http://bit.ly/bbjdDW (eMarketer) #
    • RT @KatTansey: Just wondering if we spent as much time figuring out how to reduce our own consumption of oil as we do ranting….. #

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    June 20, 2010
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