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  • Running with the hares and hunting with the hounds….

    The title of this piece alludes to an old English saying; to ‘run with the hares and hunt with the hounds’ is a way of saying that someone attempts to benefit from both sides in a dispute.

    This saying was bought very much to my mind last week by the actions of two entertainers whose behaviour might be regarded as jarring somewhat with the ‘public persona’ that has made them famous.

    The first of these is the satirist Armando Iannucci – described by the Daily Telegraph as ‘the hardman of political satire’ for his work with TV show ‘The Thick of It’ and the film ‘In the loop’. It seems odd that such a person should accept an OBE – which is what has happened.  In other words, satirist honoured by the system that he apparently despises so much, and who then chooses to accept the honour.  Consider yourself neutered, Armando.

    The second is Jimmy Carr, comedian and someone who has been shown to be ‘frugal with his tax payments’ by using a legal tax avoidance scheme.  There is an old joke that says ‘What’s the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? About 7 years in Pentonville prison….’; well, Carr has apparently seen the light and accepted that what he did was wrong.  After all, sheltering 3 million a year from HMRC at a time when most of us are under the cosh might seem a little unfeeling- especially coming from a man who’s humour has included comments about the fact that Barclays Bank only pays 1% tax.  But it’s OK – it’s all a joke, isn’t it?

    These two gentlemen, in my eyes, do seem to want the benefits of appearing edgy and slightly risky, whilst apparently accepting all the perks and benefits that the current establishment and economic system have to offer.  To me it leaves a rather nasty taste in my mouth.

    I have to say that I’m not a fan of the work of either man – I guess that’s made it easier for me to be grumpy about it – but my estimation of both of them would have gone up had they walked the walk that goes with their talk.

    The title of this piece alludes to an old English saying; to ‘run with the hares and hunt with the hounds’ is a way of saying that someone attempts to benefit from both sides in a dispute. This saying was bought very much to my mind last week by the actions of two entertainers whose

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    June 27, 2012
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-24

    • #natwest problem is a glitch in the same way that Fukushima experienced a minor leak…. #
    • #eurozone #blair stating European integration will go ahead no matter what…'Springtime for Tony'? #
    • #natwest how much are you betting that the cost of sorting this Mongolian Clusterfuck out will eventually turn up as customer bank charges.. #
    • #natwest couldn't happen to a nicer bank. Typical they still manage to apply charges to accounts. I will enjoy every second of their misery. #
    • England dodged a bullet there….. #
    • Rooney's hair transplant may have been mortally wounded…more news as it becomes available….. #
    • Ahhh….I feel more comfortable tonight with England. Poor performance, moments of terror, disappointment from big names…the old England! #
    • Well…that was…average. Perhaps Roy can go the whole way and put Princess Fiona and donkey on to join Shrek… #
    • Hmmm…..felt after 10 minutes that presence of Rooney has distorted team – now convinced after Rooney miss – Carroll would have got it. #
    • Throughout the land, children are watching, pointing to the England number 10 and shouting 'look! It's Shrek!' #
    • Hmmmm…stock markets approve of Greek election result. Looks like the Greek people (and us) are going to get f**ked over… #fb #

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    #natwest problem is a glitch in the same way that Fukushima experienced a minor leak…. # #eurozone #blair stating European integration will go ahead no matter what…'Springtime for Tony'? # #natwest how much are you betting that the cost of sorting this Mongolian Clusterfuck out will eventually turn up as customer bank charges.. # #natwest

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    June 24, 2012
  • The Last of the Magicians

    “He was the last of the magicians, the last of the Babylonians and Sumerians, the last great mind which looked out on the visible and intellectual world with the same eyes as those who began to build our intellectual inheritance rather less than 10,000 years ago.”

    So wrote John Maynard Keynes about Sir Isaac Newton in a lecture he wrote, but never delivered, to commemorate the 300th anniversary of Newton’s birth on Christmas Day, 1642.

    I was reminded of this observation the other evening when I was contemplating my ‘life and times’ as a developer come writer come ‘hacker’ (in the original, MIT, sense of the word) in late 1970s and early 1980s.  My life and times with computers started as a spin off from my interest in electronics as a boy – I built a simple computer in my teens, and then took the path of ZX81, Spectrum, BBC Model B, Amstrad 6128.  I was particularly interested in interfacing and robotics – and because of my prior interest in electronics I could handle both the hardware and software side of things.

    I had an interest and an aptitude for electronics, analogue and digital, and could understand my computers from the printed circuit board up, so to say – on occasion doing the odd modification to circuit boards to fix things or improve matters.  Looking back, it was possible to trace those 8 bit home computers back through history to the special purpose computers created during and after World War 2 to help with code breaking and other similar applications.

    And this was where I started from the other evening – in IT terms, hobbyists and hackers of the 70s/80s were able to trace their activities back in to the ‘Sumerian Period’ of their interest; the world view was similar, just using chips rather than relays. Sometime in the 1980s it all changed; PCs, Macs, etc. came along with (eventually) the sort of day to day access to the Web, Apps and the Internet that we regard as normal. That ability to get involved with all aspects of the machine, from wires to Windows, disappeared.

    It seems to me that there is a line back from where we are now, through the 2000s, in to the 1990s and back to those original Macs and PCs – then a hiatus – then back from the home micros via mainframes to the days of Turning Machines, Colossus and ENIAC.  And those of us who remember hacking code and hardware on computers big enough to get your fingers inside are maybe not the first scientists of the modern IT age, but perhaps we are truly the last of the magicians.

     

    “He was the last of the magicians, the last of the Babylonians and Sumerians, the last great mind which looked out on the visible and intellectual world with the same eyes as those who began to build our intellectual inheritance rather less than 10,000 years ago.” So wrote John Maynard Keynes about Sir Isaac Newton

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    June 22, 2012
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-17

    • Argyll and Bute council stop a kid blogging about school dinners. And people wonder why I regard most local authorities as wastes of space. #
    • If there was a Cameron drinking game based around the words 'I don't remember' we'd all now be pissed…#leveson #
    • Lib Dem MPs seem to have shown a lack of intestinal fortitude today…… #Hunt #
    • .@belfastcc #lennox – beyond the final No there is still the possibility of Yes, and on that all hope rests. Say Yes to saving Lennox. #
    • via @justamomtob: desperately need RTs. Where is #lennox being held in Belfast..we may be able to save him”. #SaveLennox #
    • Hmmmmm…..maybe a 'Trainspotting' themed opening ceremony for the Olympics would have been a better bet….. #
    • The power of the yellow label is strong in hillsborough morrisons this morning! #

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    Argyll and Bute council stop a kid blogging about school dinners. And people wonder why I regard most local authorities as wastes of space. # If there was a Cameron drinking game based around the words 'I don't remember' we'd all now be pissed…#leveson # Lib Dem MPs seem to have shown a lack of

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    June 17, 2012
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-10

    • We passengers have now been told by a loud man a dozen times that some buses are to be rebodied. Restraing myself… #sheffield #
    • Bugger. Ray Bradbury dies. Was reading some of his short stories over the weekend. Very sad. http://t.co/PtF76x3l #fb #
    • Now that would be silly, @britmic. The Czechs did ok with Havel – surely we could find our equivalent? #republic in reply to britmic #
    • To those who ask abt who would be UK president- doesn't have to be politician. There are thousands of other possibilities in uk. #Republic #
    • To those who ask abt who would be UK president- doesn't have to be politician. There are thousands of other possibilities in uk. #Repulican #
    • Jubilee exploitation – makes you puke. http://t.co/nfgLO4eg How's that 'proud to be British' thing working for you today? #
    • Repeats of Inspector Morse and Have I Got News For You seem a better bet than this concert dooberry…… #
    • Spent a quiet afternoon and evening watching old whodunnits and good-bad tv on Alibi. Anything happening in the world? #fb #

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    We passengers have now been told by a loud man a dozen times that some buses are to be rebodied. Restraing myself… #sheffield # Bugger. Ray Bradbury dies. Was reading some of his short stories over the weekend. Very sad. http://t.co/PtF76x3l #fb # Now that would be silly, @britmic. The Czechs did ok with Havel

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    June 10, 2012
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-03

    • Journalists being prevented from getting near anti-jubilee protests by police, despite having press credentials. #jubileeprotest #
    • I'm sure that I just heard that the amount of gold leaf on the barge thingies is enough to cover a soccer pitch. Austerity? #
    • This flotilla – about to set out as a revenge raid on Holland fo the Medway raid in the 17th century? #
    • Osborne spending out of recession – clearly doing what he's told by the IMF! #
    • We are bunting. We will assimilate your architectural and decorative uniqueness into our own. Resistance is futile… #buntingkills #
    • Oh the horror – bunting covered blimp explodes in flames landing at Lakenhurst, New Jersey… #buntingkills #
    • #buntingkills bunting causes low flying birds to crash in the streets, exploding on impact and killing party goers…. #
    • Hope we don't find @richarddignall cocooned by that spider that went for me this morning! #

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    Journalists being prevented from getting near anti-jubilee protests by police, despite having press credentials. #jubileeprotest # I'm sure that I just heard that the amount of gold leaf on the barge thingies is enough to cover a soccer pitch. Austerity? # This flotilla – about to set out as a revenge raid on Holland fo

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    June 3, 2012
  • ‘Does Microsoft move the cheese too often?’

    Every now and again I bother to read something about my profession.  I know that this sounds rather bad – continuous professional development and all that stuff – but usually I’m too busy doing stuff to read about what others are doing or what I might be doing in 2 years time.  And so I encountered this little piece:

    http://www.techrepublic.com/blog/programming-and-development/poll-does-microsoft-move-the-cheese-too-often/5317?tag=nl.e055

    I am a professional .NET developer (OK…I make money by writing code using .NET – my professionalism is up to my clients and employer to comment on!) and yes, it’s a rapidly changing world.  But that doesn’t mean that you have to adapt what you’re doing all the time to keep up with Microsoft.  Now, I can already hear the ceremonial disembowelling cutlasses being sharpened by more hardcore developers, but let’s continue…

    I still write code using the .NET 2.0 and .NET 3.5 frameworks, as well as .NET 4.0  Why? Three reasons:

    • The earlier frameworks often do everything that the application needs to do.
    • I understand how they work better than .NET 4.0.  So, I find it faster to create code and hence solve the customer’s problems.
    • The customer may not have (or want to have) the most up to date framework on their machines.  And who am I to say otherwise if the earlier stuff does the job?

    Whilst there are some very sensible reasons for making use of the most current, stable version of any technology, it’s worth remembering that many people don’t care what you develop their software in as long as it works, is maintainable and doesn’t cost them the Earth. the preoccupation with newer, shinier stuff comes mainly from us – the developers – who get hooked in to the stuff that the tool makers – Microsoft et al – produce. If we said ‘No, bugger off’ more frequently things might settle down.

    I also develop software in PHP and JavaScript, and maintain a lot of legacy stuff in Microsoft VB6.  I do this because, bluntly, people pay me to do it.  And therein lies the answer to the question above.  Microsoft change stuff reasonably frequently – that’s their privilege.  It’s also our privilege to not get roped in to the constant change process.  Remember WHY we write code – it’s to solve problems – not keep the develoeprs at Redmond in gainful employment.

    Remember our customers – they’re the people who should matter to us – not Microsoft’s behaviour.

     

     

     

     

    Every now and again I bother to read something about my profession.  I know that this sounds rather bad – continuous professional development and all that stuff – but usually I’m too busy doing stuff to read about what others are doing or what I might be doing in 2 years time.  And so I

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    June 1, 2012
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-27

    • David Cameron – proof of the old saying that the problem with political jokes is that they get elected… #
    • Whoops – would appear that spanish bank Bankia has shares suspended. Rumours of #bailout bid. #euro #
    • It's a beautiful morning. Love to all my friends. That is all. #sheffield #sunnyday #
    • My last Joe's Jotting was on #facebook #ipo – http://t.co/JLtnhDjE – more to come later. #

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    David Cameron – proof of the old saying that the problem with political jokes is that they get elected… # Whoops – would appear that spanish bank Bankia has shares suspended. Rumours of #bailout bid. #euro # It's a beautiful morning. Love to all my friends. That is all. #sheffield #sunnyday # My last Joe's

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    May 27, 2012
  • And Facebook carries on downwards….

    In my last post I questioned the value given to Facebook in their IPO.  It became clear at the close of first day trading that things hadn’t gone according to plan; the usual ‘Day One Spike’ associated with high profile technology IPOs just didn’t happen, and I have a feeling that the only reason that Facebook didn’t end the day lower than it did was because the underwriters of the IPO bought up stock to shore up the price.

    Of course, that what the under-writers of IPOs are partially there for; they pick up the spare stock and keep the price up, but given that the slump has continued for two days trading now, I am beginning to wonder whether the initial price was artificially inflated for the egos / benefit of those involved.  If so, that is totally unacceptable beccause it means that the ‘civilian’ buyers of the stock – those not in on the game – paid over the value of the company from day one, and it is increasingly possible (and indeed likely) that everyone involved in the launch KNEW that.

    There is an interesting article here, by Michael Wolff, that states what quite a few of us have wondered for a while.  Given that, beneath the hype, branding and bells and whistles, Facebook is an advert supported site, how on earth do they expect to make such money as a 100 billion dollar price tag suggests?  And Wolff should know; he wrote the book ‘Burn Rate’, which documented the crash and burn of the first dot-com boom a decade ago.

    The problem is that it’s not just Facebook at risk here; a bad IPO in a sector colours the views of those preparing other stock market launches.  Out there are lots of technology start ups, all wondering about financing.  A solid Facebook IPO would have possibly led to a market place that was more willing to put money in to smaller companies that needed much less money and that might even have been producing goods and services of greater value than the ability to play Farmville or post statuses.  And by ‘solid’ I mean exactly that – a sound valuation – if the fall continues then it may well be that a valuation of 40 to 50 billion dollars was MUCH more realistic – that didn’t require urgent under-writer support, that showed healthy secondary trading over the days after launch and that also showed a steady growth as people realised that Facebook had some value that could be exploited – given availability of money.  After all, that’s what an IPO was ORIGINALLY supposed to do – give some money to the founders but mainly give the company money to develop.

    As it is, Facebook was clearly over-valued – whether by intention or accident we don’t know – and analysts are finally asking the questions that should have been asked months ago.  Facebook’s last minute purchase of Instagram to try and grab mobile traction looks increasingly like panic.  The company may settle down to around $50 billion dollars – still, IMO, overvalued but the markets could probably live with it.

    But back to those other comanies in the wings.  Based on previous technology trading cycles, a bad high profile IPO:

    • Makes the companies queuing up to do an IPO pause in their tracks.
    • Reduces the value of such IPOs and dents market confidence
    • Causes investors in any technology companies to remember that there might be a downside risk and so be more careful about investing – which isn’t always a bad thing, but sucks if you’re a ‘real value’ company.

    Historically this tends to lead to a deflation of the tech market place – the last thing we need now.

    As is said in the Pythian Scrolls in Battlestar Galactica : “All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.”

    In my last post I questioned the value given to Facebook in their IPO.  It became clear at the close of first day trading that things hadn’t gone according to plan; the usual ‘Day One Spike’ associated with high profile technology IPOs just didn’t happen, and I have a feeling that the only reason that

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    May 23, 2012
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-05-20

    • Brooks charged, A4E loses contract – God is putting in overtime today! #fb #
    • Result – Rebekah Brooks charged – http://t.co/r1huAOli #
    • Thanks @CllrBenCurran – here's web link to Third Sector Cafe – http://t.co/1f9dipJv #

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    Brooks charged, A4E loses contract – God is putting in overtime today! #fb # Result – Rebekah Brooks charged – http://t.co/r1huAOli # Thanks @CllrBenCurran – here's web link to Third Sector Cafe – http://t.co/1f9dipJv # Powered by Twitter Tools

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    May 20, 2012
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